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Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Me Trying To Use The Internet
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You had to work for your series, movies and music. You had to know what you want to obtain it. You weren’t force-fed content you never asked for. You really think there’s no more good music? There is but being bombarded with the commercial sh*t makes you wary of searching more of it.

You had to work for it to get online and have stuff work, so you’d have to show determination. Which would mean you’d understand the value of access to information and communication. Now you’re bombarded with contradictory information pretty much constantly without even asking, accessing info isn’t the problem anymore, it becomes an effort to keep any focus or quality of information whatsoever. And that’s a soft skill.

And lastly, politics and big corporations now live on the internet with us. Their target audiences are those most intellectually defenseless people. But basically the whole internet has become centered around those. Because they can’t discern and are basically technologically illiterate and don’t understand how easy it is to feed them terrible commercials, propaganda and misinformation.

The internet becomes overregulated because of those users, and we get bombarded with marketing and politics because of them too. It’s become a shit show and all you can do is navigate and use it extremely selectively. Remember, these ‘normies’ are the parents of the 20-30 year Olds who once judged them for spending too much time on their PCs and phones.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Me Trying To Use The Internet
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I’d like it if there was a 3rd web. Not normie web, not dark web, but 90’s-2000 web where it felt like anything could happen and you needed some skill and willpower to get online. That way you had to earn it and so did the others, so there was a lot less marketing, propaganda and conspiracy theory on it.

I don’t know what the rules or parameters would have to be to re-initiate that now.

PS just like the joining process on Lemmy filters out the lazy people without much initiative to tinker and find new places to hang out before they are cool and streamlined.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Definetly.
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Kree!

Schnitzel_bub, (edited ) to memes in Definetly.
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They’re only checking if our civilization is still at the talking-out-of-our-asses stage.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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There he is! Come on, angry mob, let’s all fart on this heathen!

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Wash them down with milk
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Don’t worry, I already have someone go bring some from the shop. He’s running unusually late though - hope he’s OK.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in I have also brought my pasta associate.
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Exactly, we’re pasta point where adding more puns is funny.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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I actually only needed the volumetric farts of about 15 hamsters.

However, I thought it’s not realistic to have them all fart at the same time, so I kept buying more.

Eventually it was a big enough group that it seemed more statistically plausible that 15 of them farted in unison.

I feed them beer and cheese and beans to increase the hypothetical flatulence interval of each hamster.

Also I have found, adding “I don’t know, maybe something startled them and some of them… Went off” helps. I could buy a few more hamsters instead, but times are hard.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Who said murder wasn’t funny?

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Your poople.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in I have also brought my pasta associate.
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One might not have the balls for it.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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And don’t forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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One could argue if you have those “not playing along” vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:

Fart

undesired fart

undesired stealth fart

undesired stealth fart one cannot really address

undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Both are funny to me. I didn’t know there’s comedic range to poop-air.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Fart Vandalay.

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