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Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Na.
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Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Who said murder wasn’t funny?

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
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it’s OK man, they’ll turn up.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in those ppl...
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Why is my poop green?

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about
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They will remove encryption from your nuts too.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Me Trying To Use The Internet
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You had to work for your series, movies and music. You had to know what you want to obtain it. You weren’t force-fed content you never asked for. You really think there’s no more good music? There is but being bombarded with the commercial sh*t makes you wary of searching more of it.

You had to work for it to get online and have stuff work, so you’d have to show determination. Which would mean you’d understand the value of access to information and communication. Now you’re bombarded with contradictory information pretty much constantly without even asking, accessing info isn’t the problem anymore, it becomes an effort to keep any focus or quality of information whatsoever. And that’s a soft skill.

And lastly, politics and big corporations now live on the internet with us. Their target audiences are those most intellectually defenseless people. But basically the whole internet has become centered around those. Because they can’t discern and are basically technologically illiterate and don’t understand how easy it is to feed them terrible commercials, propaganda and misinformation.

The internet becomes overregulated because of those users, and we get bombarded with marketing and politics because of them too. It’s become a shit show and all you can do is navigate and use it extremely selectively. Remember, these ‘normies’ are the parents of the 20-30 year Olds who once judged them for spending too much time on their PCs and phones.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Not fair.
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It’s OK man, it’s just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
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I think the situation isn’t relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that’s perfectly fine.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
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Sounds about right. that doesn’t mean we can’t banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn’t necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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There he is! Come on, angry mob, let’s all fart on this heathen!

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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Your poople.

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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And don’t forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in She speaks from the fart
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One could argue if you have those “not playing along” vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:

Fart

undesired fart

undesired stealth fart

undesired stealth fart one cannot really address

undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in The old dilemma
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it’s been almost a decade for me to “digest” this truth. But to be honest, I don’t even miss or regret it much anymore. I end up cooking, going out, cleaning up or resting instead. and doing those with the same openness to let them absorb me the way games used to,… man, they sure can be enjoyable

Schnitzel_bub, to memes in Me Trying To Use The Internet
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Neato! I used boinc for a while too :D

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