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Schnitzel_bub

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I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.

You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.

Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.

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I assume based on this image.

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I always liked the characters but felt there wasn’t enough plot for them somehow.

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it’s material hardness.

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American penisiae.

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nurse shark will get you in jail.

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I think the situation isn’t relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that’s perfectly fine.

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it’s OK man, they’ll turn up.

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Sounds about right. that doesn’t mean we can’t banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn’t necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

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Why is my poop green?

Schnitzel_bub,
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it’s been almost a decade for me to “digest” this truth. But to be honest, I don’t even miss or regret it much anymore. I end up cooking, going out, cleaning up or resting instead. and doing those with the same openness to let them absorb me the way games used to,… man, they sure can be enjoyable

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You had to work for your series, movies and music. You had to know what you want to obtain it. You weren’t force-fed content you never asked for. You really think there’s no more good music? There is but being bombarded with the commercial sh*t makes you wary of searching more of it.

You had to work for it to get online and have stuff work, so you’d have to show determination. Which would mean you’d understand the value of access to information and communication. Now you’re bombarded with contradictory information pretty much constantly without even asking, accessing info isn’t the problem anymore, it becomes an effort to keep any focus or quality of information whatsoever. And that’s a soft skill.

And lastly, politics and big corporations now live on the internet with us. Their target audiences are those most intellectually defenseless people. But basically the whole internet has become centered around those. Because they can’t discern and are basically technologically illiterate and don’t understand how easy it is to feed them terrible commercials, propaganda and misinformation.

The internet becomes overregulated because of those users, and we get bombarded with marketing and politics because of them too. It’s become a shit show and all you can do is navigate and use it extremely selectively. Remember, these ‘normies’ are the parents of the 20-30 year Olds who once judged them for spending too much time on their PCs and phones.

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Neato! I used boinc for a while too :D

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They will remove encryption from your nuts too.

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Kree!

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They’re only checking if our civilization is still at the talking-out-of-our-asses stage.

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Don’t worry, I already have someone go bring some from the shop. He’s running unusually late though - hope he’s OK.

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There he is! Come on, angry mob, let’s all fart on this heathen!

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One could argue if you have those “not playing along” vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:

Fart

undesired fart

undesired stealth fart

undesired stealth fart one cannot really address

undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude

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And don’t forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens

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Your poople.

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I think you’re statistically right.

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It’s OK man, it’s just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

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Pipl crust.

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Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.

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I used to be that friend, then I stopped. Learned to put order in my thoughts before sharing them. If not out of self respect, at least out of respect for my friends.

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