Sharpiemarker

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Sharpiemarker,

OP loves adidas

Sharpiemarker,

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

Sharpiemarker,

Yep. And then you get old and it grows faster than you can keep up with it. I’m about half-way to looking like Cousin Itt.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

I don’t know of any car currently where you fill the gas tank from the engine bay.

Sharpiemarker,

Good catch!

Sharpiemarker,

Agreed but I think the implication is more “if you can do something about it, then there’s nothing to worry about.”

Sharpiemarker,

Which I was explaining to the person I replied to. It’s not like I didn’t get it.

Sharpiemarker,

James Cameron or Colonel Sanders?

Sharpiemarker,

Hydrate and bidet.

Sharpiemarker,

I thought they were supposed to be shit jokes, not bad takes?

Sharpiemarker,

Eww what a gross mentality and a terrible human being. Don’t be in a committed relationship then.

Sharpiemarker,

Damn, that’s powerful.

Sharpiemarker,

Yep this is how it starts.

Sharpiemarker,

Do they sell condoms too?

Sharpiemarker,

To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

Sharpiemarker,

Some might even call it an Odyssey

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I’m exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they’re all essentially premade. I don’t know many people who go there for the steak, for example.

Sharpiemarker,

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

Sharpiemarker,

Thanks Obama

Sharpiemarker,

I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.

Sharpiemarker,

Ask your doctor if Lipafedatorapraxazol is for you.

Sharpiemarker,

All this to treat my seasonal allergies? I’ll take death, thanks.

Sharpiemarker,

I’ll accept the degeneracy, but you can keep the rest.

Sharpiemarker,

It’s just a job lol

Sharpiemarker,

Got em!

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