Sharpiemarker

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Sharpiemarker,

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

Sharpiemarker,

By Triton’s sparkly banana hammock!

Sharpiemarker,

Some might even call it an Odyssey

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

The one that means:

When you find unexpected good fortune.

I always remember the word “providence” when I mean the other one, without the religious connotation. Like kismet.

It’s Serendipity btw.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I’m exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they’re all essentially premade. I don’t know many people who go there for the steak, for example.

Sharpiemarker,

It’s just a job lol

Sharpiemarker,

I’ll accept the degeneracy, but you can keep the rest.

Sharpiemarker,

To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

Sharpiemarker,

I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.

Sharpiemarker,

That’s awesome!

Sharpiemarker,

Do they sell condoms too?

Sharpiemarker,

Nuts

Sharpiemarker,

Fr*nch 🤢

Sharpiemarker,

Becoming the concept of orgasm. Geometrically impossible positions. Awareness of both bodies at once. The feeling of becoming a nebula and releasing all tension as you dissolve into the universe. Experiences beyond understanding that would shred your pitiful psyche, and you’d say thank you.

I’ll have what she’s having

Sharpiemarker,

Bajoran Space Karen

Killing the Bajoran space Karen in like the free space in Bingo.

Sharpiemarker,

Fuck Q

Someone’s trying to get home quickly.

kill Alexander Rozhenko.

You are without honor!

Sharpiemarker,

Accurate

Sharpiemarker,

All this to treat my seasonal allergies? I’ll take death, thanks.

Sharpiemarker,

Ask your doctor if Lipafedatorapraxazol is for you.

Sharpiemarker,

Dozens of us!

Sharpiemarker,

A breath of hot air also makes the bag stick to your hands and easy to separate. Like you’re trying to fog a window.

Sharpiemarker,

Mine tastes is always right

Sharpiemarker,

Damn, that’s powerful.

Sharpiemarker,

Thanks Obama

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