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Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
Shieldtoad, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

Shieldtoad, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.
Shieldtoad, to memes in Did I put that back or not?

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

Shieldtoad, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Around 3 years ago I dreamed I overslept and woke up at 6:31. I have to leave home around 6:10 to be on time for work.

That morning I woke up on time, but when I got in my car its clock showed it was 6:31. I didn’t understand how it could be that late and checked the time on my phone. Turned out the car was showing the wrong time, which happened to be the same time as in my dream.

Last month I overslept and woke up at 6:31.

Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in puzzling
Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

From now on I’ll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

Shieldtoad, to memes in On culinary crimes

When Americans make Mac and cheese does it usually only contain macaroni and cheese? Or do they add other things?

Here in Belgium we call it macaroni with ham and cheese because we put pieces of ham in it.

Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in Dude, get out of here

See you later

Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

Half of the posts I see are about awesome animals like cats, dogs, owls, bats, opossums and racoons.

Shieldtoad, to asklemmy in What's your favorite thing to dream about?

It said favorite dream, not worst nightmare.

Shieldtoad, to memes in I won’t download your stupid app

I blocked those bots.

Shieldtoad, to memes in The Netherlands

I know that place. The borders between the Ellestraat (Hulst, NL) and the Hellestraat (Stekene, BE).

The right side of the street on the Belgian part is actually Dutch for a few 100 meters. If you look around on street view the part with a bicycle lane is Belgian, the part without it is Dutch.

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