SocialMediaRefugee

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SocialMediaRefugee,

Wait until you find out about Calories vs calories

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The whale could’ve at least dropped them off near the shore instead of back in the middle of the ocean.

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Age and you need sleep more than gaming

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Or just as likely you are barely able to keep your head up and you realize it is after 2am and you’ll be feeling like crap the next day.

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This was me for a while. Not good.

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At my job we shut down a system with v4 of RHEL that had an uptime of a few years (we have generator power backups).

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“Hey, make sure those pallets of berries sit in the sun for another day. Sprinkle some spores on them too.”

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Domestic sheep have to be sheared, if not their wool can grow to the point where they can’t see or feed properly.

Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xDSsV5AsU

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Amazon reviews:

“I haven’t received it yet but I’m sure it will be good.” 5 stars

“UPS damaged the box.” 1 star

“I bought the wrong size, they were too small.” 1 star

Yelp reviews:

“Restaurant wouldn’t seat us at 6pm on Valentine’s day without a reservation.” 1 star

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I always gave Ebert credit for his review philosophy. Like you said, he would review a slasher movie and he said he didn’t care for them but he would review it from the angle of slasher movies and if it was a good slasher movie. He seemed to have a strange hangup on nudity even though he wrote the script for “Valley of the Dolls.” For instance, he didn’t like “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” because Jennifer Jason Leigh had a nude scene.

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

SocialMediaRefugee,

The problem appears to be connected to your bank account and can only be fixed if you buy some apple gift cards…

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I remember visiting Albuquerque a few days after the fest and people were saying how every single hotel room was booked that week a year ahead of time. The person at the car rental said they almost doubled the rental cost that week also.

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Those who received $500 a month or more had seen the biggest gains.

They only checked at the 6 month mark. I’d be interested to see what happens at the end of the 1 year period. The goal would be independence.

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As someone who lives near a highway I disagree. Fucking muscle cars and jake brakes.

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I swear society has been getting louder over the years

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Omg that triggers me

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Ummm, forbidden pie filling

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I remember reading about a geologist who was standing on what he thought was solidified lava until he realized he had slowly moved and the bottoms of his boots were melting.

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Dermatologists hate him!

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He figured out what was happening pretty quickly

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For example, with a can of diet soft drink containing 200 or 300 mg of aspartame, an adult weighing 70kg would need to consume more than 9–14 cans per day to exceed the acceptable daily intake, assuming no other intake from other food sources.

You’d be running to the bathroom every 5 minutes too

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