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SpaceNoodle, to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?

New theory: the typewriter is in love with you, and will kill its owners in order to stay with you.

SpaceNoodle, (edited ) to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?

No, they’re super!

If you give the typewriter to someone else, either they’ll die or you will …

Wait, how much did you use that typewriter before your mother passed?

SpaceNoodle, to memes in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

SpaceNoodle, to memes in Can't Unsee

me were looking

SpaceNoodle, to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?

Well, for starters, you don’t type “9n” by accident.

SpaceNoodle, to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?

It’s gotta be worth a lot more than that since it has the power to kill people.

SpaceNoodle, to memes in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

I just don’t want it cluttering up my search suggestions

SpaceNoodle, to memes in Merry Christmas

Sudden onset cardiomegaly

SpaceNoodle, to lemmyshitpost in Most legible scottish person

If you’re a big fat liar

SpaceNoodle, to lemmyshitpost in Most legible scottish person

The Scottish pensioner is what?

SpaceNoodle, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

RIVELS

SpaceNoodle, to risa in Car Talk with Martok - Not Comfortable in your Occupation?

Bro where you goin’

We need you

SpaceNoodle, to garfield in 14 December 1978

I actually took a wad of hair I brushed off of one of my cats and rolled it into a felted ball by hand. She passed away six years ago, but I still keep that hairball around. Nobody seems to appreciate when I show it to them, especially when I say “hold out your hand” and drop it in their open palm, even though I reassure them that it’s made of dead cat.

SpaceNoodle, to lemmyshitpost in Kids are brutal

How did a one-year-old remember that?

SpaceNoodle, to cooking in [QUESTION] Do you have any favorite quick broth recipes for homemade instant ramen?

I always have one or two different stocks in the fridge, as well as miso paste and chili crisp. Also a bunch of leftover ramen bowl packets.

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