Spendrill

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Spendrill,

Lee Gatlin take:

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/550dc31b-6666-4cba-90b1-cd3c1145dafc.jpeg

Spendrill,

Brit here, all the windows in my flat have this system.

Spendrill,

You know it.

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Yes, but the vast majority of us do have some insecurities and you can at least be honest with yourself and your partner about them.

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Plot twist: the MA program is in Ethics and Morality and they’re in the middle of a live experiment.

Spendrill,

… whatever is going on here

Presently the rats came back and set to work to make him into a dumpling. First they smeared him with butter, and then they rolled him in the dough.

“Will not the string be very indigestible, Anna Maria?” inquired Samuel Whiskers.

Anna Maria said she thought that it was of no consequence; but she wished that Tom Kitten would hold his head still, as it disarranged the pastry. She laid hold of his ears.

Tom Kitten bit and spat, and mewed and wriggled; and the rolling-pin went roly-poly, roly; roly, poly, roly. The rats each held an end.

Sauce

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Spendrill,

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Spendrill,

And the CIA pumped a load of heroin into the inner cities to pacify the urban black population as part of their financing of various undeclared wars in the South-East Asian conflict.

Decades later a similar thing would happen with crack cocaine as part of the anti-Sandinista action.

Spendrill,

The Panthers did not hold women in the same regard as men, and thus, their female membership was non-existent.

…stanford.edu/…/women-were-key-black-panther-part…

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What on earth is going on with that picture? Apparently the main source is this picture here. https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/c9fc44df-f7b7-45c4-8de7-c6da337f4cd5.webp

Who processed it and why?

Spendrill,

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

Spendrill,

Whenever I see content like this I always think to myself, “I wonder what the cat thinks it is doing?”

Spendrill,

Yeah, it does look that way. I wonder if the cat sees humans doing crunches and thinks that they’re trying to lick their chests. Also, is that a second cat or a small dog there at the end?

Spendrill,

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Spendrill,

Captain… how’re you now?

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So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure

How amazingly unlikely is your birth

And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space

'Cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth!

Spendrill,

“Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world,”

Spendrill,

I’m enjoying the title more than the meme tbh.

Spendrill,

Not only that, corvids understand the concept of zero fucks given.

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Well what it ‘proves’ to them is that mankind is supposed to follow the exact same routine that works for them. My Dad was forever saying “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” Died when he was 45.

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Morning people, in my experience at least, firmly believe that night people are just morning people with insufficient self-discipline.

Spendrill,

He didn’t have a ton of money certainly. It’s fair to say he wasn’t a complete idiot but I think that even the example I’ve given so far argues against any claim to sagacity.

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I did not expect a sick Starman reference today.

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How do his dungarees stay up?

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Fucking Francis Dolarhyde creeping around again.

‘And your data belongs exclusively to me in perpetuity. Do you see?’

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