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Stamets

@Stamets@startrek.website

30s. Gay. Star Trek lover.

I post using Boost for Lemmy! Also on Mastodon!

Alt account of https://lemmy.world/u/Stamets.

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Stamets,
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No. What a fucking insane leap to make.

Stamets,
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I am loving how easily this is triggering all of us. Trust me, I had the same reaction

Stamets, (edited )
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Then let me help you and @Starglasses out a little.

It is an ‘auto’ commercial by K-Fee. Here’s the video to said commercial.

Stamets,
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All good! There’s a bunch of reaction videos to that commercial up online that are pretty funny.

Stamets,
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I am so sorry… at least you got an authentic experience?

Stamets,
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I’m okay for the most part, just wiped. I’m going to be so angry if being stabbed doesn’t kill me but this shit does after the boosters and everything else. I’m going to haunt every anti-vax, anti-mask motherfucker from now until the end of time.

Stamets,
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Same here. Just been circling around to punch everyone in the throat lately. Yaaaaaay.

I want off this crazy ride.

Stamets, (edited )
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Attractive is pushing it. Did you know that all mirrors are sentient? That’s my theory anyway. They keep screaming in horror everytime my reflection hits one of them.

Gay is accurate though. Very very gay.

However there are tons of other users here who post more than I do lately. They deserve all the props. @ummthatguy and @negativenull as an example. Not to mention my brothers from another mother, @The_Picard_Maneuver and @xusontha and my sister from another… thing that rhymes with sister, @Lydia_K. Plus @FlyingSquid and @FauxPseudo who been posting more and more. Not to mention @jawa21 and @Blackout and @Spot and everyone else.

I get way more praise than I rightfully deserve.

Also I’m sure I forgot people. I’m sorry. My brain is on fire :(

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Dear RatsOffToYa,

Thanks buddy. I’ma try <3

Catch you on the digital flip side,

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Stamets,
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I’m doing a speedy but Culber keeps telling me to shut up because he’s doing the crossword.

Also I dunno if that’s a WinAmp reference on purpose or not but I will take it.

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Considering my failed attempts at learning their language, I feel it isn’t the first time.

Stamets,
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I’m trying. EMH keeps fucking around with some opera bullshit. Goddamn daydream subroutines.

Stamets,
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Luckily my sense of smell/taste is mostly intact. Dunno why but this is my third time getting covid and third time not having that symptom. I be grateful.

Stamets,
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Newfie Guacamole in my case lol

And I’m trying okay! Bones is out screaming at someone and talking about green blo- Oh wait no, nevermind he just saw Spock.

Stamets, (edited )
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But what would you dip into the Irish Guac? Potato chips would be redundant.

Impossible. Potato with potato does not become redundant. Potato with potato is just squaring divinity.

And I’ma try. Crusher, however, is apparently getting all horny with a lantern or something? I have no idea what happens on this ship anymore.

Stamets,
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One way to put it lol Just don’t go spreading that kind of holiday joy

Stamets,
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The place you saw that was when you accused me of it last time and when you were posting transphobic dog whistle memes. There is a reason why your hexbear account was banned for this.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/9161ecf6-7880-4231-92c7-72558ec60d4b.png

Stamets, (edited )
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You’ve been following this person for months while they talk about their gender

No. I haven’t. They were banned from this community 3 months ago and I forgot they exist until they commented above. I would like examples of me “following this person”. I am also not a moderator nor an admin. I had no hand in their banning.

However the blatant double account here is pretty intense. You created your account 42 minutes ago just to make this comment? Sure.

Edit: Out of curiosity I asked an admin from another instance to check if they were the same person. According to that magic 8-ball, “all signs point to yes.” What a huuuuuuge surprise. Oh noooooo.

Blocked and moving on with my life.

Stamets,
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I’m not engaging with a transphobe. Goodbye.

Stamets,
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That… makes sense. Again. My brain is on fire. Forgive me lol

Stamets,
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I hate/love this so much…

Stamets,
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No. I’m not ignoring anything. Your points don’t make sense. You keep saying “but simulations could do it” despite the show emphatically saying that the simulations kept repeatedly failing. Whether or not cells are machinery is irrelevant. The network required a living construct to engage with. You can keep trying to use real science on that all you want but the Mycelial Network doesn’t exist. You don’t get to try and force technological limitations on it as we understand them TODAY when the tech is hundreds of years in the future and based on something completely different.

I’m not engaging with this conversation any further. You’re arguing in bad faith and i’m not interested. Goodbye.

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Well, the question still remains of “symbiotizing what”?

Life as a whole or the multiverse itself as you mentioned. The show made that pretty clear in saying that wherever the network goes, life goes, and if the network dies then life itself dies.

I had just assumed that since it peters out at the border of the galaxy that it ends there. And if it resumes in another galaxy, it seems like it would be discontinuous and thus a separate organism.

Well, in Season 1 we saw a bunch of the calculations and analyzing that was done of the network while they were jumping. The hyphae do seem to connect in a non-linear fashion if they’re able to connect with an alternate dimension. Lorca also did point out that the calculations were showing multiple universes. So I wouldn’t be surprised if it just sort of… bypasses intergalactic space somehow by folding in a way that’s not intuitive to us.

Also nah, don’t need to strike that out buddy. I’d give anything to be one too <3

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You’ll turn into us… slowly but surely. Sooner than later you’ll think something looks really cool and then look it up on YouTube. You’ll look up a few more clips then go “Eh, why not give this show a try.” From there it’s a slippery slope into bliss, my friend.

Welcome to the subspace fold.

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