Stamets

Remember the wisened words of the Klingon therapist (startrek.website)

This is like a nightmare Romanticist version of David Hasselhoff eating that burger (startrek.website)

Some questions are better left unanswered (startrek.website)

Am I? Who knows (startrek.website)

Source Page. Credit is to SMBC-Comics and even more credit to @aperson who noticed it was missing and found the credit in this comment. Sorry about that and thanks, you’re awesome aperson

This is why I cleverly have no RAM (startrek.website)

Wisdom from Ten Forward (startrek.website)

Wasn't that difficult (startrek.website)

Cardassian? Nah. Conspiracy theory. (startrek.website)

And video games made me a monsterfucker (startrek.website)

Captains Prerogative (startrek.website)

Utter betrayal (startrek.website)

A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

Load forward tubes with our new Compla-ion charges and fire (startrek.website)

Edit: At 85 points this post is only a couple downvotes short of the post I made a couple days ago that’s sitting at over 1000 points....

Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation. (startrek.website)

The same thing we do every night Pinky (startrek.website)

What the cowards at Paramount refuse to release (startrek.website)

Happy Spooktober! (startrek.website)

I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you (startrek.website)

*Mouths along with entire monologue* HURRY UP AND KICK MY ASS (startrek.website)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined (startrek.website)

Give me your fucking provisional pip (startrek.website)

International game of 'Food Telephone' (startrek.website)

A perfect fit (startrek.website)

Edit: Apparently this community is too mentally healthy/sound to even recognize this meme lol...

After discovering Hooman 1970s sitcoms, a certain someone developed his own Holoprogram... (startrek.website)

Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold (startrek.website)