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TheBat,
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Zenocide?

TheBat,
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Kid named Finger:

TheBat,
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And if you’re craving action scenes then go watch MMA or something.

See how that argument works?

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TheBat,
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TheBat,
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How did you figure out your citizenship then?

TheBat,
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No idea what you’re on about

TheBat,
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Person 1: Cities of the future will be in space.

Person 2: No, cities of the future will be underground.

Saudi Arabia: T H E L I N E

TheBat, (edited )
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https://media0.giphy.com/media/11BBV2vvlHMqs0/giphy.webp

TheBat,
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Don’t worry. @mriormro is already intimately familiar with the square cube law because of his mum.

TheBat,
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It’s not Android users who are getting ugly green text boxes on their phones.

TheBat,
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JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

TheBat,
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No. Non. Nein. Nie. Nei.

TheBat,
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And he’s got a cult.

Amerikkka is fucked.

TheBat,
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That’s a myth

The image of the evil genius serial killer is mostly a Hollywood invention. Real serial killers generally do not possess unique or exceptional intellectual skills. The reality is that most serial killers who have had their IQ tested score between borderline and above average intelligence. This is very consistent with the general population. Contrary to mythology, it is not high intelligence that makes serial killers successful. Instead, it is obsession, meticulous planning and a cold-blooded, often psychopathic personality that enable serial killers to operate over long periods of time without detection.

scientificamerican.com/…/5-myths-about-serial-kil…

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

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You make an excellent point

TheBat,
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Nice tattoo.

Anyway, if we ever need help from advanced civilizations, we’re going to put you in a bottle and throw it in the galactic ocean. Ok?

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You can basically poke a hole in any living thing and goo will drip out if the hole is large enough

That’s everyone’s morning routine, no?

TheBat,
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Heh, mid

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All humans have abdominal muscles. Why would this guy be an exception?

TheBat,
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Trump’s golf course?

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Which ultra PG rated version did you read?

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Reddit frontpage: /r/getmotivated

Me: How about, no.

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Holy hell

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Somebody

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