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TimeSquirrel,
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No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

TimeSquirrel,
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YA HAR FIDDLE-DEE-DEE!
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE!
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
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30 will be here a lot quicker than you think. I also used to think 30 was old AF when I was 20.

Now I'm 41 and I don't know how it happened so goddamn fast. Every year, I get more and more anxious about trying to get shit done before my time comes.

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Acquire property to call my own for one. This renting thing is getting real old. Something to leave my kid other than a busted up old car would be nice.

Edit: Hey, looks like zoomers and old millennials aren't so different after all. They're right. The fuckin' boomers took it all.

TimeSquirrel,
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"Stupid northerners and their fancy trains."

"Hey, how TF they getting all these fuckloads of troops out here so fast?"

TimeSquirrel,
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Tylenol/acetaminophen mixes. You need to tell them what to look out for. Surprisingly deadly stuff.

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