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TurboDiesel, to memes in Make everyone hate you with this one neat trick
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Bonus points if said Bluetooth speaker has obnoxious rainbow LEDs in the grille.

TurboDiesel, to memes in You guessed WRONG!
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You’re right and you should say it louder.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
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Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Loving this AI revolution so far
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I’ve been encountering fewer and fewer of those that still work lately. Most IVR systems I’ve interacted with just disconnect you if they can’t understand your input.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once
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I downloaded my first porn from Kazaa, over dial-up.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once
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It was true at one point, but has since changed. The systems are totally air-gapped and worked 100% of the time, so there was never a reason to change them.

Also true: Boeing still uses floppies to update their 747s.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
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What really baffles me is how people that have dishwashers manage to do this. Like, use bowl/whisk/cutting board/whatever > put in dishwasher. That way, all you have to do is wash your knives while everything else cooks.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Wait
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Stress test, yeah.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.
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Same thing with my mother; she started getting pummeled with cc mailers within 6 months of her filing.

TurboDiesel, to memes in Games Now vs Back Then
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'Member buying a game, and getting the whole game?

I 'member.

TurboDiesel, to memes in those ppl...
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Sucks for anything that’s not cishet.

TurboDiesel, to memes in those ppl...
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Just don’t mention any software that isn’t FOSS. Ever.

TurboDiesel, to asklemmy in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?
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Unfortunately we’re both the problem, so there would just be glasses EVERYWHERE. Carrying one bottle around just made more sense

TurboDiesel, to asklemmy in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?
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I see you’ve never had a partner with ADHD! Going around collecting all the half-drank water glasses in our household used to be a full-time job.

TurboDiesel, to memes in The buzz around town
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Yeah, and if we could stop putting honeybee apiaries everywhere to greenwash the other horrible shit companies are doing, that’d be great.

There’s a big issue now with native pollinators being pushed out in favor of “cute” honeybees.

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