Uncle_Bagel

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Uncle_Bagel,

My old company had a saved spreadsheet on the O:drive called “Passwords”

Uncle_Bagel,

What a girlboss

Uncle_Bagel,

They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren’t a problem so long as you aren’t actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone’s day.

Uncle_Bagel,

I pronounce both without the l. It just feels so clunky to say

Uncle_Bagel,

I think it’s optional in “salmonella”. I was a biology student in college and heard both pronunciations all the time.

Uncle_Bagel,

I also only go through about a bag of trash a week ehile my neighbors go through about 5 or 6 This us because i am a single guy who lives alone while they are a family of 4 with a large dog.

Uncle_Bagel,

Pretty common among Jewish scholars.

Uncle_Bagel,

Not sure about funeral insurance, but we had a whole presentation from a funeral home at work about how we should pre-pay for our funerals

Uncle_Bagel,

The problem is that there isnt really anywhere for kids to hangout any more. Playgrounds are for small kids, but even just biking to the library is completely out of the question for most middle schoolers/early teens who dont have a car. There’s no malls, few small public parks, no arcades, small local dinners/ice cream joints, or any other "third places"that aren’t just school or home. We, as a society, have spent the past 40 years destroying the concept of a public space and are now shocked that we dont see kids hanging out in non-existent spaces.

Uncle_Bagel,

Doesn’t want his buddy to scratch up the lininng of the bed.

Uncle_Bagel,

Cardinals are loyal. They don’t bail once the weather turns cold and ride the winter out like a true Midwesterner

Uncle_Bagel,

Rolls really well if you replace “thing” with “pile”

Uncle_Bagel,

333 million Americans, 67 million Brits, 26 million Australians.

Uncle_Bagel,

Your parents said the same about you, just as your grandparents said the same aboot your parents

Uncle_Bagel,

Sure, but others like Santana, Michael Jackson, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna,Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osborne,Jimmy Buffet, Karen Carpenter, and Neil Young were Baby Boomers. Lots of great music from Baby Boomers

Uncle_Bagel,

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

Uncle_Bagel,

I thinkk the main idea behind ad naseum is to drown out any information you leave behind. Basically it hiides your data in a pile of useless and fake data that becomes useless.

Uncle_Bagel,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

Uncle_Bagel,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

Uncle_Bagel,

Hate to break it to you, but you are also full of Teflon.

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