Xariphon

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Xariphon,

It's not so much a feature of English as it is a recurring bug in the way people use the language...

If you write "of" instead of "have" or "'ve" you need to be taken out back and beaten with a dictionary, preferably until you can apologize to your ancestors in person for the effort they wasted in passing down the English language to you.

Incidentally, when did people start saying "on accident"? It's by accident! Has been for ages! Why this? Why now? I hate it.

With that out of the way... English isn't a language, it's five dialects in a trenchcoat mugging other languages in a dark alley for their loose grammar.

Edit: With regards to OP, "a cookbook" and "to cook the books" are similar phrases in English, too, but have, eh, wildly different meanings. XD

Which sequels/prequels/spinoffs made the originals somehow worse?

The Matrix is an often used example, but for me it’s the Alien Prequels - especially Alien: Covenant really makes the Original Alien much worse. When the original was released in 1979 it had the perfect Monster. A dangerous killing machine of unknown origin. The missing background of the alien is a big part of its scary mess....

Xariphon,

I never even watched it and still I remember how those last few episodes erased an entire fandom in a snap.

Xariphon,

I have my own thought on midichlorians: Qui-Gon was wrong. No big conspiracy or anything. He was just in-universe misinformed, such that cause and effect were reversed.

You're not strong in the Force because you have midichlorians. If that were the case General Grievous's attempt to become Force sensitive by infusing the blood of Syfo Dias would've worked.

You have a lot of midichlorians because you're strong in the Force, and they're drawn to that like flies.

It's still a useful measure, but there's no causal element to them.

Xariphon,

We could've had live-action Mara Jade. Darth Caedus. Tahiri Vaela!!

Instead we got Mary Sue Palpatine and Darth Emo.

I will never not be salty about this.

Xariphon,

Considering how little was left of Vader I have to think there was more to it than that.

Xariphon,

Especially when you consider that it was coined to refer to literally impossible action. It's not meant to be about self-reliance or whatever, it's something that cannot be done.

Xariphon,

It meant "properly equipped," not "heavily restricted."

Xariphon,

Because feeding people is Communism or something.

Xariphon,

I entirely missed this. What happened?

Xariphon,

Goddamn. I thought people saying "Angus McSix" were making some kind of joke about whoever replaced Thomas.

Sucks that his bandmates turned out to be that kind of people, but I'll definitely look into his new project.

Thanks for the recap!

Xariphon,

I swear I've heard of twilight force but for the life of me I can't remember what they sound like. I'll have to look them up and get reacquainted.

Xariphon,

That's fuckin' ridiculous.

Xariphon,

So a little bit Falconer, a little bit DragonForce?

Xariphon,

Power Metal:
Powerwolf
Gloryhammer
Alestorm
Sabaton
Windrose

Pagan music:
Emerald Rose
Tyr

And then sea shanties, folk music, Irish (rebel and otherwise), labor/protest music, and the occasional bouts of pure randomness.

Right now I cannot get enough of Miracle of Sound. Dude just checks every box there is for me. It's like if every other kind of music I listen to got gene-spliced into one guy.

In no particular order other stuff:
Blackmore's Night
Clamavi de Profundis
Omnia
Faun

Xariphon,

Mustard with a side of bigotry.

Xariphon,

Boston Market still exists.

Back in the day I used to love Kenny Rogers Roasters. Their chicken was beyond next level. But that chain lasted for like five minutes.

Xariphon,

For years now I've responded to anybody saying we should "respect our elders" by saying "they just don't make elders like they used to."

It was easy to be old and wise when the world only changed on a scale of centuries. Now it's easy to see large cultural changes every decade or less; the wisdom of somebody who came of age in the 1950s is of no value today if they've learned nothing else since.

Xariphon,

Not me but my uncle had a meeting scheduled at the WTC on 9/11. Only reason he wasn't there was because somebody moved the venue across town the night before.

AeroPress - my coffee maker for the last 15 years (www.youtube.com)

Bought this in 2008 and am still using it in 2023. It's compact, durable and has produced great coffee for me, nearly everyday, for the last 15 years. All you need is a kettle and good coffee beans. Add coffee, pour hot water, wait 1 minute then press the plunger to get your morning brew.

Xariphon,

I'm curious about these, but, like... how is it not just a French press?

Xariphon,

Teach him early and remind him often about how to vet his sources. Things like making sure you know who's funding what you're reading, what the political reputation of the sites you're reading on are, and so forth.

Honestly, this is probably the single most important internet skill that exists, second only to (maybe) information security / data privacy, and I didn't get my first serious classroom lesson on this until I was in my Master's degree program. This is a skill people need from goddamn grade school these days.

Yes, it can be tedious, yes it can be exhausting, but if you want to understand who is, or could be, pulling your strings, you have to understand how to vet your sources. Never learning to do this is the path to Fox News viewership.

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