Xariphon

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Xariphon,

Survived eight years of Catholic school and read the Bible cover to cover. Between the flagrant hypocrisy and neglect in the school system and seeing the contradictions and bullshit in the book with my own eyes (and how nobody in the church even remotely tried to live up to the good parts), I just couldn't anymore.

Then I read about the Bible and its history, from the Council of Nicea to the confession letters from later translators. I saw that it's essentially a multilingual game of telephone weighted with politics, salesmanship, cultural eradication, and so forth, and it really became laughable to me that any thinking person could possibly ever take it seriously again.

It becomes easy to dismiss the rest when you realize they're pretty much all telling the same fairytales.

Xariphon,

Thankfully not all parents are physically abusive.

Xariphon,

Of course they did. ACAB, all places, all times.

Xariphon,

Now I'm wondering how long it would realistically take for that to become a not-insane demand. I know data storage multiplies pretty rapidly, but not that rapidly, so are we talking decades or centuries?

Xariphon,

I swear they picked the dude with the craziest eyes to play Gowron. Like. Look at him. Those are the eyes of an absolute fuckin' maniac.

Xariphon,

I have to imagine she had an absolute blast playing this character.

Xariphon,

Baklava. I love it. When my aunts make it it's always amazing. But holy crap if it isn't the most tedious, fiddly, obnoxious stuff to make. And that's if you're not also making your own phyllo dough... all like six miles of it that goes in a batch one vapor thin layer at a time.

Xariphon,

Homemade ice cream is worth it if you have the equipment for it, by which I mostly mean the actual churning machine. All the custard and stuff is a lot fiddlier if you don't have a stand mixer or a family member to mix for you, but it's still doable.

Xariphon,

For people in need of a desk or table...

I'm an amateur woodworker and I could use the practice transitioning to furniture making. If you don't mind covering materials and shipping (from New York to you), feel free to message me and we can work something out. I'm not looking to make a killing here, but getting some practice while helping somebody out would be nice.

Xariphon,

I don't seen anything on my end.

Xariphon,

Hmm. I don't know either. Maybe I need an account on your instance? I'm posting from kbin anyway so heck if I know.

Xariphon,

Just don't remind them how many pagan symbols are in there.

Happy Sol Invictus, everyone.

Xariphon,

Skol!

Xariphon,

I had the Envy 2, the last phone I had with an actual physical keyboard.

It's the one feature I miss the most. If I could have smartphone functionality with a physical keyboard I would be much happier.

Xariphon,

So is every single Palestinian parent.

Xariphon,

I had a bird in my basement last summer. Scared the hell out of everybody until we realized it wasn't a bat. Then it was just a matter of herding the panicky little idiot back outside.

Xariphon,

What the fuck did I just put in my brain

Xariphon,

I always thought of "Shaka, when the walls fell," as indicating a state of shock, disbelief, or otherwise not understanding what you're witnessing, more so than failure.

Honestly I love interpreting Tamarian meme-speak...

Xariphon,

I thought it was a person, witnessing the fall of his city.

Xariphon,

Having spent an unfortunate amount of time debunking bullshit statistics... yes.

Xariphon,

I'm a fan of him.

Do you watch How To Make Everything?

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