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aeronmelon, (edited )

Time for you to go watch season 1 again. 🙂

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeJKg8Yf4A

aeronmelon,

In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

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The Orb: “Now you will listen as I tell you a story about how two ordinary humans became lizards and had babies.”

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“It’s so bubbly and cloy.”

aeronmelon,

Revised uniforms & Worf before getting the shoulder-length haircut, so somewhere in the middle of the series.

The way everyone is standing is so common and repeated that it would take some time to find the episode. However, I noticed their positions and the lighting on the bridge almost perfectly matches the intro of Booby Trap. But the scene doesn’t play out this way, so it might be an outtake from that episode.

As much as I would enjoy it, I cannot commit the next several hours to confirming that theory. :P

aeronmelon,

“Bollocks!” - Chief Operations Officer Miles Edward O’Brian

aeronmelon, (edited )

Make Heather Graham Tasha Yar.

Edit: Nevermind, from a distance she looked like Heather Graham. 🤦‍♂️

aeronmelon,

Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.

aeronmelon,

I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

aeronmelon,

Stamets: “Say something positive about Discovery!”

Anson Mount as Pike. Which was such a good idea it spawned an actually decent show.

“Say something positive about Picard!”

It’s over.

:)

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“I hate to break it to you, but Starfleet operates in space.”

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“You just gotta get through the first season, then it’s amazing!”

aeronmelon,

Teal is the new red.

aeronmelon,

Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

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“So anyway, I incited a gang war, had my ship conduct an orbital bombardment on a densely urban area, then established myself as the new leader.

Then I left.”

aeronmelon,

Janeway: “Come as you are…”

Tuvix comes

Janeway: “…as you were.”

aeronmelon,

You’re so visibly not okay that a flaming, disembodied skull is asking if you’re okay.

aeronmelon,

She looks like she’s going to start singing a duet with Sweeney Todd.

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