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aeronmelon, to risa in Only Surak Can Judge Me

“Only Surak can judge me.”

I’m going to start saying this during arguments.

aeronmelon, to risa in Until next time

That smile startled me.

aeronmelon, (edited ) to risa in Teal'c, his eyes uncovered

O’Neill in the commissary, his Happy Meal short three fries.

aeronmelon, to risa in How are they tracking us?

Picard: “Robert, how’s the family?”

Robert: “Jean Luc, do you know what the Ferangi Commerce Authority is?”

Picard: “…I do.”

Robert: “They’ve been asking me about the warranty on my starship for a month now. I don’t even own a god-damned starship, Jean Luc!”

aeronmelon, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Student: “They’re good memes.”

aeronmelon, to risa in The safest way to travel

McCoy: “Who’s holding up the damn elevator?”

aeronmelon, to risa in MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me

When you find a Romulan Warbird hiding in the Neutral Zone and they condemn you for being in the Neutral Zone.

aeronmelon, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

aeronmelon, to risa in Forget it. Daystrom Station is impenetrable.

They accidentally made a fun TOS episode. I wanted the whole series to be like that.

aeronmelon, to risa in Forget it. Daystrom Station is impenetrable.

Magic to make the sanest man go mad.

aeronmelon, to risa in Egg-nog-stic

“Why do people keep asking me about eggs then start snickering?”

aeronmelon, to risa in Engineering Diagram

Oh, how terrifying.

aeronmelon, (edited ) to risa in Engineering Diagram

You think that the Easter eggs in the ship diagram in Engineering is just for fun, no. It’s actually canonical to the series.

How is an automobile, a prop plane, a rubber duck, and giant Dremel canon? Remember what the Enterprise-D is to Starfleet. It was the biggest, most luxurious starship ever built. It was designed to have a large population of civilians. Remember the first episode of TNG? That display in Engineering is not privileged access, there were families with children consulting the display to find things on the ship. Engineering is a critical area, but it’s not classified. Starfleet wanted civilians to visit and see the crew in action.

In addition to being a Carnival Cruise liner, it’s the Enteprise! The flag ship on a permanent first contact mission. They wanted attractions onboard for the residents and visitors to enjoy. There’s an old Earth automobile on display, there’s an old Earth airplane on display. The drill is clip art of a drill, but what if it was meant to represent an old Saturn rocket? It makes sense that Enterprise would have a small museum onboard in addition to other attractions like the arboretum and holodecks.

So… why a duck? Because there’s someone else living on the Enterprise. A certain aquatic species of Earth that turned out to be far smarter than they were originally given credit for. The duck was their idea. They insisted. They just really like rubber ducks. So a giant one was installed on the Enterprise at their request.

Bonus fanon: They really do decorate it for Christmas. They just forgot to take the decorations down and Data got confused.

aeronmelon, to risa in Spread the love

What a patsy.

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