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aeronmelon, to risa in NSFE

"Your mind to my mind… your peanuts to my mouth.

aeronmelon, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

“Inertial dampeners have failed.”

Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

aeronmelon, to risa in Six months after The Cage

I knew I could count on someone.

Risa has a legit GIF army.

aeronmelon, to risa in As an Old Enemy

Janeway: “Come as you are…”

Tuvix comes

Janeway: “…as you were.”

aeronmelon, to memes in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

SpongeBob, what have they done to you?

Teen Titans, what have they done to you?

Dexter’s Lab, what have they done to you?

Muppet Babies, what have they done to you?

Garfield, what have they done to you?

Tom & Jerry, what have they done to you?

aeronmelon, to risa in This was inevitable.

I love this because the Toymaker is basically Q.

Do this one again, this time use Janeway in the second panel.

aeronmelon, to lemmyshitpost in Incident in the parking lot

I know this is serious but I can’t help but hear cartoon bonk noises every time I watch the video.

aeronmelon, to risa in It's all in the trim

Bro, Shinzon was Nemesis. Riker lost the beard in Insurrection.

And you complain, but that super hot Trill Ops officer seemed to like it.

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aeronmelon, to risa in The magic starship

They got damn close. They literally turned Voyager into a Hallmark Christmas ornament. One of the best meta references in Star Trek.

aeronmelon, to risa in The teal shirts were Starfleet's janitors.

Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

aeronmelon, to asklemmy in What genuinely interesting people do you follow on mastodon?

mastodon.social/

Christian Selig; Developer of the late Reddit client Apollo & Pixel Pals.

aeronmelon, to risa in Trek Club

If you can’t create artificial demand in a utopian society, what kind of Ferangi are you?

aeronmelon, to risa in Star Trek pip guide

Janeway had the authority to promote Starfleet officers under her command, but not the authority to recruit new officers. Hence the “provisional” part. But the situation required it so all the Maquis she integrated wore those alternate pips until Starfleet could ratify and approve them (most, if not all of which, they did.)

aeronmelon, to comicstrips in xkcd: Sign Combo

Cyclist: “I do not recognize your authority.”

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