afraid_of_zombies

@afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world

Hail the Omnissiah! Praise be to the machine-god.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

afraid_of_zombies,

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

afraid_of_zombies,

I explained this to me children and how carts are for the weak. My then 8 year old announced loudly when she was shopping with mommy right by the carts “mommy don’t take a cart, those are for the weak”.

Wife wasn’t too thrilled about it and was even less thrilled when I laughed.

afraid_of_zombies,

Which is why you see empty carts at Home Depot in aisles. It isn’t an accident.

afraid_of_zombies,

Just imagine a Walmart that you are not hoping no one sees you in.

afraid_of_zombies,

It’s okay for some things. Like I bake and it’s nice just getting a big sack of flour. If it’s something you are going to use a little of every day and doesn’t spoil go to Costco, but unless I am hosting a party or something the local supermarket is fine.

afraid_of_zombies,

I can do that I just find shopping annoying. Would rather just know it’s a choir I have to do once a week. There is a store I walk to if I run short of something.

afraid_of_zombies,

Exact opposite of what I said

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok whatever store your country has that everyone shops there but no one wants to admit it. Or you know just use theory of mind and visualize the concept.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #