burchalka, Reported: I’m in this post and I don’t like it!
creditCrazy, Idk who that man is beyond I’ve never seen him expressing any emotion other than social anxiety he’s like the socially awkward version of the Terminator
droans,
gens, I come in. Need 3 things. Grab 2. Get a call to get 2 more things. Remember i need one more. Then stand in line with a tower in my hands.
LordKitsuna, I do this on purpose to prevent myself from buying to much. I KNOW I’ll get more than I came for, lack of basket or cart puts an upper limit on how much
afraid_of_zombies, I explained this to me children and how carts are for the weak. My then 8 year old announced loudly when she was shopping with mommy right by the carts “mommy don’t take a cart, those are for the weak”.
Wife wasn’t too thrilled about it and was even less thrilled when I laughed.
Aolley, This is just an advertisement for this store. does this place have a hail corporate yet?
The_Picard_Maneuver, It’s just a genuine thing that happened to me. Not everything that mentions a store is an ad.
ArcaneSlime, But capitalism!n!!n!!n
makuus, (edited ) I’ve done this at Costco myself a number of times.
“Ah, I just need a bag of coffee and a thing of multivitamins. … Oh, we could use some smoked salmon. And, another bottle of Malbec. Maybe some frozen waffles… Ooh, they’re selling Amish-built sheds!”
And, then, I’m either manhandling half the store to the register, or I’m putting the stuff aside somewhere—looking a bit like one of those careless people who can’t be bothered to put stuff back—and making the walk of shame to get a cart.
kamen, They should have like regret baskets midway through the store.
The_Picard_Maneuver, “Yes, could you please point me toward the baskets of shame?”
Kase, sigh “You again? Picard, you come here every week. When will you out ever learn? Here, let me help you with that. Right this way,”
The_Picard_Maneuver, I will go where one has gone…many times before.
afraid_of_zombies, Which is why you see empty carts at Home Depot in aisles. It isn’t an accident.
motor_spirit, If they had a dom on staff to slut shame us a bit when we get the regret basket, that would be amazing! 🤤
kamen, Whatever floats your boat!
ABC123itsEASY, Yea this happened to me at Costco when I forwent the cart and ended up deciding my dog needed a new bed. And then I decided I was to proud to grab one on the way out. I am such an idiot most of the time.
uis, I put everything in my backpack. If I can’t put something in my backpack, then I don’t buy it
ThatWeirdGuy1001, A lot of places where I live don’t allow people to carry backpacks throughout the store due to theft
AdamHenry, Yeah, I was going to say. I’m too paranoid to put things in the bags I bring in. Not up for the drama with an over zealous anybody and inching up the chances of getting shot.
uis, and inching up the chances of getting shot.
Oh. Right. Certain part of certain America.
mechoman444, Me going into costco: I just need a rotisserie chicken for dinner.
Ten minutes later: I guess I do need a 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise.
AdamHenry, This got me. 😆
LUHG_HANI, Everyone needs mayo.
rmuk, To dip the rotisserie chicken in. Obvs.
jetsetdorito, I’m really annoyed my local grocer got rid of their baskets. They said it was a part of cutting costs.
MadBob, Were they using disposables?
HubertManne, boy. mine still has them and they have two sizes of carts. I actually really like the small carts.
Patches, And that’s when you got rid of your local grocer?
bayank, People would just steal them after the plastic bag ban, grocery store just never replaced them.
TheGiantKorean, Me: I don’t need a cart
10 minutes later, dragging a basket full to the brim with my arm hanging out of its socket
PeWu, Rel af
rattking, Also me after refusing to pay the mandatory $0.05 disposable bag fee in my city.
LUHG_HANI, It’s now either 15p or some stores only do canvas style 45p bags now. Get ready America. I wish we just had the paper bags back.
uis, Oooor you can just bring bag with you into shop.
rattking, (edited ) I’ll get right on that whole ‘getting my shit together’ thing ;)
dudinax, Me dropping a $3 bottle of kombucha in the parking lot after cleverly avoiding the bag tax.
cm0002, (edited ) You can go through self checkout and lie at the “How many bags did you use” lol
Patches, Wait… That’s illegal
jaybone, You wouldn’t download a bag.
rattking, Anybody got a link to that grocerybag.stl?
bronzle, At my grocery store it asks you, “How many bags would you like to purchase?”
Patches, And you say 0 because that is always the amount you desire to purchase.
If it was regular check out I might have to purchase them but I certainly would not LIKE to do so.
Baku, The grocery stores in my country make you scan a barcode on the bag every time. “Luckily” they pay their staff minimum wage and treat them like crap, so you can usually start bagging your stuff and most of the time nobody cares (not that I’d know from experience or anything)
Rentlar, (edited ) Costco doesn’t even have baskets, at least the one I go to. So it’s either carry by hand or a cart. So I carry by hand, which keeps me from overspending every trip because I can only carry like 4 or 5 things. I buy for myself only anyway so it’s usually enough for the week.
stankmut, Costco doesn’t have hand baskets anywhere. The word basket in the image refers to the cart.
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