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assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down And they were roommates
And they were roommates
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in RIP Brenda ‘In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.” Too funny to be a bot.
‘In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.”
Too funny to be a bot.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to movies in Well, it was nice while it lasted? Capitalism is why we can’t have nice things. Infinite growth just ends up destroying everything.
Capitalism is why we can’t have nice things. Infinite growth just ends up destroying everything.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to memes in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir. It was caused by notorious radical extremist oompa bin loompa
It was caused by notorious radical extremist oompa bin loompa
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to memes in Those markings really were unnecessary They’re for faeces silly.
They’re for faeces silly.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Roughly 31.75 meters So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.
So are we nolonger using the kings dick as reference like back in the old days.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to memes in The future is now You’d get daily 9/11
You’d get daily 9/11
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to cyanideandhappiness in 20 January 2024 I thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of the son saying ‘so is that why theres hair on your lip’ to the dad.
I thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of the son saying ‘so is that why theres hair on your lip’ to the dad.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Aint that the truth But where did he go?
But where did he go?
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in Adaptation Simultaneously cool and trypophobia inducing for me.
Simultaneously cool and trypophobia inducing for me.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Pets rush to the rescue You also have a thing for knees?
You also have a thing for knees?
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious... Shitting naked is a prime tier strategy.
Shitting naked is a prime tier strategy.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to memes in Those markings really were unnecessary Which hand do you use to catch the turd? That might be the problem here.
Which hand do you use to catch the turd? That might be the problem here.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to foodporn in Egg Sando It looks super tasty. Even with the jizz.
It looks super tasty. Even with the jizz.
assassinatedbyCIA, 1 year ago to memes in Where is spork? The soul spoon
The soul spoon