balderdash9

@balderdash9@lemmy.zip

I’m mostly half-serious.

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balderdash9,

Besiegers: we will not kill you if you surrender.

The city: we will wait a bit for reinforcements to break the seige but will surrender if they don’t come.

Besieges: okay, but if you wait too long we will dig under your walls, get in, and kill you all!

balderdash9,

This is like an anti meme

balderdash9,

There will be no escape

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/ca2602da-ef5a-4fbb-bdbc-ebbd4ec94a0c.webp

balderdash9,

If you’re not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

balderdash9,

Get out of here, you don’t want any of this shit

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