bandario

bandario, 10 months ago

You only need to inject testosterone once to understand why this is the case.

bandario, 10 months ago

Fun fact: polycystic ovary syndrome can make women produce way too much testosterone. Not a fun thing to have but it can absolutely make you horny as hell.

bandario, 10 months ago

You become like a wild animal. Every sentient creature with a pulse is evaluated with simple criteria: fuck or kill. Sex drive off the charts, faster recovery, harder erections and just pure animalistic sex.

A shame it’s so fucking expensive or I’d sit on a cruising dose for the rest of my life.

bandario, 10 months ago

Fuckin worth it, baby.

bandario, 10 months ago

I had hoped you just missed a decimal point but it seems you did not.

I’ve lived on the coast of Australia most of my life, but I moved a good couple of hundred kilometres inland last year. I’m really looking forward to having waterfront property again pretty soon.

Hell, it’s already too hot for human habitation here most of the year. I might as well enjoy the view before I croak.

bandario, 1 year ago

It’s pretty funny that the expectation on any man who picks up a guitar these days is not that he has a decent voice to go with, it’s that his political ideology is “correct” and cohesive and that he makes sure to convey the entire thing in a 4 minute song.

The people getting their knickers in twist over this song are lost.

bandario, 10 months ago

youtu.be/jsrXxyoBKOw?si=WGXikRPTxvrf7kMw

Totally normal human behaviour

bandario, 10 months ago

I don’t buy it. Probably just creepily physically restrains her whilst forcibly sniffing her hair and telling her how beautiful she is.

bandario, 10 months ago

I was at an xmas party one year where the workshop boys did this with an upturned 44 gallon drum. It was the loudest bang I’ve ever heard. I thought we were under some sort of attack.

They expected the drum to launch a little but what actually ended up happening was the upturned metal bottom blew off and launched a LOT punching a hole in the workshop roof. It’s a miracle that nobody was hurt (their hearing probably was). Somehow they didn’t get fired.