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bilb, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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how do i summion wengido

bilb, to mildlyinteresting in Pudding used to come in cans
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I eat one 7 pound can of pudding with every meal

bilb, to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?
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You’re both completely wrong. The only important measurement of a vehicle is spirit

bilb, to announcements in Lemmy v0.19.2 Release - More federation fixes
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Admins had the ability to see the votes if they really wanted to anyway by looking at the database, you just made it a lot easier.

bilb, to mildlyinteresting in Gay Water, a vodka soda that's a response to the Bud Light transphobia
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Gay people (like me) do not need this stupidity. We’re perfectly capable of feeling “valid” with ought this stupid nonsense.

bilb, to asklemmy in How can we improve Lemmy’s SEO so we can google “(question) lemmy” instead of relying on “(question) reddit”
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we cannot

bilb, to asklemmy in What's the point of buying new phones every years?
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I do it because it might fill the terrifying emptiness inside me for a moment or two. Looking forward to trading my Z Fold 4 in for a Z Fold 5 soon!

bilb, to asklemmy in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?
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Man, I haven’t seen any articles about how gooning can improve your willpower but I think i⁰ts only a matter of time.

bilb, to asklemmy in Deleted
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Never, it's for cowards.

bilb, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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I always hear MREs cause days-long constipation, but they probably aren't in the "easy to find" category.

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