This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to vexillology in Kirov (Киров) When God sees some bullshit happening on earth and needs to pop out of heaven to snipe a bitch
When God sees some bullshit happening on earth and needs to pop out of heaven to snipe a bitch
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Today is not a good day to push the cart “we do not discuss it with outsiders”
“we do not discuss it with outsiders”
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed? Street smarts!
Street smarts!
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What hobbies help you minimize or avoid navigating commercialism? Just be careful to learn card magic and not magic cards. Because one of those is not good for minimizing your consumption haha
Just be careful to learn card magic and not magic cards. Because one of those is not good for minimizing your consumption haha
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in If you want to help Shrek, go into the jefferies tube and look for a red pipe with yellow stripes. Fuckin rental snake, innit
Fuckin rental snake, innit
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to thefarside in 27 November 2023 https://media.tenor.com/v_h7ocKTs_QAAAAM/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting.gif
https://media.tenor.com/v_h7ocKTs_QAAAAM/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting.gif
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Even Tamarians only have so much patience. Picard, his arm outstretched
Picard, his arm outstretched
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to piracy in E-Books, best places to get them? Shoutout to project Gutenberg as well. It’s a massive free archive of books that are in the public domain.
Shoutout to project Gutenberg as well. It’s a massive free archive of books that are in the public domain.
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to piracy in What site should I trust? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtgKyZOCcAAA_ED.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtgKyZOCcAAA_ED.jpg
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to comicstrips in 10:30 it is 👍 Okay, and this is a comic strip, not an instruction manual
Okay, and this is a comic strip, not an instruction manual
bionicjoey, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to comicstrips in 10:30 it is 👍 What about “dads are protective of their daughters”? Edit: better yet, “parents are protective of their children”
What about “dads are protective of their daughters”?
Edit: better yet, “parents are protective of their children”
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Six months after The Cage “Thank God Voyager’s writing was so inconsistent!” -Me, a BSG fan
“Thank God Voyager’s writing was so inconsistent!”
-Me, a BSG fan
bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Anyone know of any Fediverse gift exchanges I can still join for the 2023 holiday season? I did it one year on Reddit and got a really cool bottle opener. It arrived in a package with Danish/Greenlandic postage and the handle of the bottle opener appears to be made of whalebone carved in some sort of Inuit style.
I did it one year on Reddit and got a really cool bottle opener. It arrived in a package with Danish/Greenlandic postage and the handle of the bottle opener appears to be made of whalebone carved in some sort of Inuit style.
bionicjoey, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to asklemmy in Anyone else traumatized by The Car movie as a kid? ‘Ello Govna’ https://preview.redd.it/q5rnct3xhlf71.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c6b726e5bede577f11b97b14e49d6f393bbb619e
‘Ello Govna’
https://preview.redd.it/q5rnct3xhlf71.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c6b726e5bede577f11b97b14e49d6f393bbb619e