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bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?

Seeing an identification card that explicitly lists someone’s race makes me real fuckin uncomfortable. Is this a thing in Singapore?

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to vexillology in Kirov (Киров)

“fuck this guy in particular”

-God

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Enterprise Bingo: 24th Century Edition

Am I the only one who is confused as to how this is BINGO? This is just a list…

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Sonic Shower Thought: Someone has probably used holodeck technology to feel like they're pooping at home.

Someone has probably used transporter technology to Harry Potter their poop away

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Today is not a good day to push the cart

“we do not discuss it with outsiders”

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to thefarside in 23 November 2023

Did Gary Larson think Alexander the Great was a medieval figure? This comic looks medieval, their clothes look medieval… And I’m pretty sure he’s drawn comics of people in togas and stuff so he has some knowledge of bronze age Greece looking different from medieval Europe. Maybe he just didn’t want to overthink this one.

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Why is such a tunnel needed?

Street smarts!

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What hobbies help you minimize or avoid navigating commercialism?

Just be careful to learn card magic and not magic cards. Because one of those is not good for minimizing your consumption haha

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in If you want to help Shrek, go into the jefferies tube and look for a red pipe with yellow stripes.

Fuckin rental snake, innit

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to thefarside in 27 November 2023

https://media.tenor.com/v_h7ocKTs_QAAAAM/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting.gif

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to risa in Even Tamarians only have so much patience.

Picard, his arm outstretched

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to piracy in E-Books, best places to get them?

Shoutout to project Gutenberg as well. It’s a massive free archive of books that are in the public domain.

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to piracy in What site should I trust?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtgKyZOCcAAA_ED.jpg

bionicjoey, 1 year ago to comicstrips in 10:30 it is 👍

Okay, and this is a comic strip, not an instruction manual