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bionicjoey, to thefarside in 22 January 2024

Harambe was May 2016. That’s almost 8 years ago.

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 22 January 2024

My dick still out and it’s been almost a decade.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

In the second gen your mom can manage your finances for you, although she buys stuff with your money so I wouldn’t call it a bank exactly lol.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Meeting [beetlemoses]

That mug is amazing and I want one.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

I know I’m replying to my own comment but this reminded me of a joke I once read about the first Bioshock game (Bioshock spoiler incoming)

TitleWhen Andrew Ryan told me to kill him at the end of Bioshock, I shut off the game and deleted the save. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

You’re allowed to return home anytime you want. Just walk your character into their bedroom, tuck them into bed, save, exit to the main menu, and delete the save. Congratulations, you have just completed the alternate ending to Pokémon.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Being a good dog owner [Berkeley Mews]
bionicjoey, (edited ) to asklemmy in Which carbonated soft drink is the best?

The word “soft” in “soft drink” is contrasting “hard” as in “alcoholic” (eg. “Hard cider”). Beer is decidedly not a soft drink.

bionicjoey, to piracy in I hope someday we'll find a way to pirated a car

Don’t think about the one actual subscription service here. Think about all of the features that are technologically built into the car that you can’t access without paying a subscription fee.

bionicjoey, to risa in The fact that Trepanation For Thou Also? III came before II or I is really a bold move on their part

I’ve only seen LD, TOS, TNG, DS9, and VOY. But this all seems accurate.

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 20 January 2024

I really enjoy his early draft: “The Telltale Balls”

bionicjoey, (edited ) to risa in Password security is important

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device… Captain’s log, stardate 43291…

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 19 January 2024

Oh shit. I didn’t even think of that. That makes a lot of sense.

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 19 January 2024

Ah okay. That makes sense

bionicjoey, to thefarside in 19 January 2024

I honestly don’t get this one… Like I get the comic but unless there’s something I’m missing I don’t understand the actual joke here. I know it’s a typical Far Side “what if humans, but animals?” comic, but I don’t get what’s being swapped out here. Is the joke that flies would call the news “poop”? Is the joke that the actual news is that there is poop?

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