bionicjoey

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bionicjoey,

It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.

bionicjoey,

Fuck tipping. American tipping culture enables employers to get away with paying their hospitality service industry employees starvation wages. By giving a big tip you are just telling the employer “Don’t worry about paying your employees a living wage. I got you fam.”

Obviously I still tip depending on where I am, but the minimum amount that is considered socially acceptable.

bionicjoey,

That is a forkbomb and you can’t convince me otherwise

bionicjoey,

Oh, you like the internet? Name every IP address!

bionicjoey,

If you have a lot of money you can also have someone do it for you. Treat yo self!

bionicjoey,

Often factories want to get the maximum use out of their equipment since it’s very expensive and only lasts some finite number of years. Many factories run 24 hours a day in rotating shifts to minimize the downtime of their machinery.

bionicjoey, (edited )

Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.

bionicjoey,

Shit, I’ve pirated something because I forgot I had already pirated it.

bionicjoey,

You might even say that the name of the artist is deliberately buried

bionicjoey,

Did you mean “Fuckin’ A” ?

Bone apple teeth moment

bionicjoey,

How is Google Play, which is easily circumnavigated with things like F-Droid and APKs, considered a monopoly and the Apple app store isn’t?

bionicjoey,

The last thing you hear: “What’s up guys! Welcome back to another open heart surgery tutorial! Today’s video is brought to you by NordVPN!”

bionicjoey,

I’m neither a lesbian nor a woman but the word “partner” is pretty universally understood.

bionicjoey,

Voyager can’t talk shit because it runs on lab-grown living brain tissue

Louis Rossman/FUTO's YouTube app, GrayJay, now supports Sponsorblock... and shames you if you use it

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bionicjoey,

Lol what? You’re saying government jobs rarely provide value to society?

bionicjoey,

There are only two kinds of people in this world:

  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
bionicjoey,

Yeah. Just to add, it is ostensibly meant to be a way of going “hey, it looks like your performance is suffering. Maybe this is due to workload, stress, etc. problems. Let’s work together to get you back on track”. But of course it is really a sinister way to invent reasons why someone needs to be fired. Because if you get fired after PIP then HR can say “well we tried our best to help you succeed and you just couldn’t do it”

They are a way of gaslighting and victim blaming an employee while firing them.

bionicjoey,

You should try writing with your hands instead of your heel

bionicjoey,

For me, downvote typically means either “this adds nothing to the discussion” or “this was made in bad faith”

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