bionicjoey

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bionicjoey,

This meme would be a lot funnier if you swapped Jadziya for Rom and changed nothing else

Edit: and also fixed the spelling of “capitalism”

Which YouTuber's voice can lull you to sleep?

I’ve exhausted things I can sleep to on Netflix, and it’s literally impossible to sleep to things on Prime (so I barely watch anything there; it’s not worth falling asleep to something I like, since I might be punished for it), so I’ve started putting on YouTube in the evenings since it won’t wake me with silence at...

bionicjoey,

Have you tried ASMR videos? I’m sure there are lots of creators there that will hit all 3 for you.

It's tragic that Iceland doesn't have Journey to the Center of the Earth swag (lemmy.world)

I looked all over the Golden Circle for some kitschy souvenir shirt to bring home and was hoping for a call back to the 2008 Journey movie with Brendan Fraser. Doubly disappointed as Aníta Briem (Hannah Ásgeirsson) is a native Icelander....

bionicjoey,

“No, it’s Frajer. And I should know, I’m Frajer”

bionicjoey,

I do something similar. By whacking it (lol) my hand has enough momentum that the muscle twitch caused by the shock can’t overcome my hand’s movement, meaning it doesn’t jerk back uncomfortably.

bionicjoey,

Garak: “There’s hope for you yet”

bionicjoey,

All the healthcare in the world won’t help when you drown, which appears to be the cause of death here.

bionicjoey,

LOTR: the one tower

All the stuff about Isengard is cut. The movie is ruined.

bionicjoey,

“I have had it with this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane”

bionicjoey,

Fun fact: statistically, 33 of the dogs in 101 Dalmatians was either deaf or hearing-impaired.

bionicjoey,

The singular is actually “goon”

bionicjoey,

It Lives - Roddy Piper discovers some special glasses that reveal one evil alien hiding among the populace. He has a 20-minute fight with Keith David over who gets to kill the alien. They kill it and then the movie ends.

bionicjoey,

You Chinese Room!

bionicjoey,

Damn you, you simple linear system!

bionicjoey,

Ublock Origin & Sponsorblock - for blocking ads

DarkReader - for making all websites “dark mode”

bionicjoey,

This is relatable. In my experience, the only way to prevent is to make it literally impossible to leave for the place without bonking into the thing. Like don’t put the thing next to the door, put it in front of the door.

bionicjoey,

The level equals the number of kids you’ve had. Genghis Khan was the first dad ever able to take a prestige class

bionicjoey,

This was just posted here yesterday: lemm.ee/post/12338429

bionicjoey,

In the immortal words of Griff: “Do you ever wonder why we’re here?”

bionicjoey,

Plus, the bullets are part of a cat’s physiology and unloading their guns is considered radical surgery

bionicjoey,

Yeah living in north America be like: gotta pay the microtransactions to have any normal human experience

bionicjoey,

What’s wrong with emails?

bionicjoey,

Guinea Big

bionicjoey,

I really hope they add sponsorblock and dearrow support in the future because this is a truly awesome app.

bionicjoey,

It’s not an instance. It’s an app. grayjay.app

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