blanketswithsmallpox

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blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Tell that to all the people Trump blocks non stop lol.

Don’t kid yourself for people like him who love the limelight and go on to egosurf.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Ergot, they aim at poor people way more often.

Or 99.9% of people are poor lol.

Besides, thank you Biden.

www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/…/71486513007/

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Ah true, guess we better do nothing rather than search for billion dollar quarters in the trillionaire holding elite class.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Dad still ate it didn’t he? Why? Because he’s no bitch yet still apparently raised some lol.

Also that sounds fun as fuck to eat.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The Joker would take a shot of the bats’ suit drippings if he could.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Wtf I’m still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again…

He’s still there…

blanketswithsmallpox,

I was eaten by actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

blanketswithsmallpox,

It’s funny because Fuck is really the only word that has limits for censoring still in the USA. It’s the one naughty word on radio they can’t use.

N bombs? Other racist slurs? Shit, ass, pussy, cunt, all okay.

Not fuck though. Never fuck. Even YouTube is controlled by fuck.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )
blanketswithsmallpox,

Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

I used to be a never poop without having my shirt off person. I always felt like my shirts were long enough to get shit on. So I think it was mostly paranoia.

I never shat in public spaces including school. I don’t know when I stopped both but I can proudly say I’m a shirt pooper now.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

I mean I’ve already shit my pants once this year… It’s gotten better after curbing the drinking but once you hit near 40s farts are almost universally untrustworthy.

E: Not to say every fart is a shart. But every time I’ve shit my pants the fart felt safe lol.

blanketswithsmallpox,

I was going to use more jpeg.com but it couldn’t do webps. I didn’t want to convert it on my phone somehow so I screenshot instead. However it made me curious and my file manager was able to convert it easily by typing in jpg for the type. So I uploaded that instead and it worked.

Anyway, here you go: morejpeg.com/…/3377e20f-8894-ee11-8100-8b81c82031…

blanketswithsmallpox,

What’re you gonna do with that umbrella faaag?

Growing up with that sort of stupid toxic masculinity no matter how dumb you realize it is… is just hard. Every fiber of your being screams to tell you no, don’t stand out, suck it up, what are you some kinda of douche?

blanketswithsmallpox,

The #1 cospenis hat.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The funny part about that is you eventually come back around.

The vast majority of humanity is doing their part. Most in small ways and few in ways that change the world every day.

Humanity will always prevail with the general masses benefiting no matter how many scummy people try to exploit us, the earth, and eventually other solar bodies.

blanketswithsmallpox,

It’s supposed to be ‘edited to add’.

Yes, it’s beyond dumb and I’ve only seen new people or women weirdly enough use it.

I’ve always wondered if it was a Tumblr thing.

blanketswithsmallpox,

More like where did women learn such weird habits when they quarantined themselves on the internet before getting brave enough to go elsewhere?

It’s Tumblr right? Either that or they’re non English speaking and ETA isn’t used in other languages due to being an acronym.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Gratzi.

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