Smokeydope,
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They came from one of the prototype layers of hell

Pharmacokinetics,
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Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

LifeOfChance,

$10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into

GreenIcePear,

These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…

Evil_Shrubbery,

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

1050053,

New Death Grips confirmed.

bellly,

They remind me of steve harvey lol

AgentGrimstone,

Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Only smarter.

Sway_Chameleon,
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AgnosticMammal,

This is ai generated.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Yup.

reagansrottencorpse,

Kinda reminds me of Sackboy

tkk13909,

This sure fills me with whimsey!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

Gullible,

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

RizzRustbolt,

Unfortunately, Ohio

Luisp,

Slipkrock

samus12345,
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LillyPip,

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

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