someguy3,

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

QuandaleDingle, (edited )

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

pixeltree,

Horrifying but I kinda like em

balderdash9,
WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

At least they aren’t a bunch of eyes!

LillyPip,
Enkrod,

Oh no… I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes

anton,

Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?

thorbot,

now make me a rockussy

EmergMemeHologram,

Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Thesamepicture.jpg

thorbot,

Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother

blanketswithsmallpox,

Don’t kink shame.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Hairless Fizzgig

db2,

sigh

Zoldyck,

unzips

qooqie,

I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

tacosplease,

I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.

clothes,

I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.

Taleya,

Langoliers

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8

Taleya,

Now it’s back, in whimsical porch rock form!

RizzRustbolt,

I wanted pogs…

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

LillyPip,

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Luisp,

Slipkrock

RizzRustbolt,

Unfortunately, Ohio

Gullible,

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

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