Smokeydope, They came from one of the prototype layers of hell
Pharmacokinetics, Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.
LifeOfChance, $10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.
Smokeydope, (edited ) Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into
GreenIcePear, These rocks having better teeth than I do :O
nexguy, Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…
Evil_Shrubbery, The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.
1050053, New Death Grips confirmed.
bellly, They remind me of steve harvey lol
AgentGrimstone, Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!
rob_t_firefly, Only smarter.
Sway_Chameleon, https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b9efc8a-55f6-4461-b1b0-a66bf4db0535.jpeg
Whimsically terrifying.
AgnosticMammal, This is ai generated.
Sway_Chameleon, Yup.
reagansrottencorpse, Kinda reminds me of Sackboy
tkk13909, This sure fills me with whimsey!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited ) For all of them sure
edit: why do they have zippers
Sway_Chameleon, Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.
Gullible, I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.
RizzRustbolt, Unfortunately, Ohio
Luisp, Slipkrock
samus12345,
LillyPip, The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??
[from Harrison, OH]
Oh I see. Carry on.
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