What a steal
LifeOfChance, $10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.
Smokeydope, (edited ) 
Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into
Taleya, Langoliers
Retrograde, 
Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8
Taleya, Now it’s back, in whimsical porch rock form!
RizzRustbolt, I wanted pogs…
rob_t_firefly, 
[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]
bellly, They remind me of steve harvey lol
AgentGrimstone, Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!
rob_t_firefly, Only smarter.
thorbot, now make me a rockussy
EmergMemeHologram, Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.
blanketswithsmallpox, Thesamepicture.jpg
thorbot, Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother
blanketswithsmallpox, Don’t kink shame.
GreenIcePear, These rocks having better teeth than I do :O
nexguy, 
Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…
Sway_Chameleon, 
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b9efc8a-55f6-4461-b1b0-a66bf4db0535.jpeg
Whimsically terrifying.
AgnosticMammal, This is ai generated.
Sway_Chameleon, Yup.
reagansrottencorpse, Kinda reminds me of Sackboy
balderdash9,
WashedOver, 
At least they aren’t a bunch of eyes!
LillyPip,
Enkrod, Oh no… I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes
anton, Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?
qooqie, I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao
tacosplease, I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.
clothes, I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.
I_Fart_Glitter, I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited ) 
For all of them sure
edit: why do they have zippers
Sway_Chameleon, Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.
db2, sigh
Zoldyck, unzips
Smokeydope, They came from one of the prototype layers of hell
Pharmacokinetics, 
Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.
Evil_Shrubbery, The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.
1050053, New Death Grips confirmed.
tkk13909, This sure fills me with whimsey!
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