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cantstopthesignal, to memes in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building

I use dog friendly salt.

cantstopthesignal, to disneyvacation in How to succeed as an artist

There’s nothing more fulfilling than ordering the au pair around while sipping on a margarita.

cantstopthesignal, to memes in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

cantstopthesignal, to memes in Merry Christmas

Old children’s stories were never really about teaching morality. I think there’s a German story where some guy goes around killing children who don’t eat their vegetables.

cantstopthesignal, to lemmyshitpost in New gameplay

First AI celebrity

cantstopthesignal, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

cantstopthesignal, to risa in Not even a ridge on their head or anything?

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

cantstopthesignal, to memes in Muoöe

Le moo

cantstopthesignal, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over

For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

cantstopthesignal, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

cantstopthesignal, to memes in What nice vibes

It’s no nut Ramadan. Can’t jerk off while the sun is up

cantstopthesignal, to lemmyshitpost in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

*Twangy guitar jangles in the background

cantstopthesignal, to memes in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

That’s actually their governments position. To admit otherwise would acknowledge Taiwan’s independence and would anger China. They are still technically at war.

cantstopthesignal, to memes in This is an outrageous demand.

They do it for the thrill.

cantstopthesignal, to memes in Please, not again.

I think there’s a significant portion of the population that is unpollable and it’s really started to make things less certain.

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