cantstopthesignal

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cantstopthesignal,

There’s nothing more fulfilling than ordering the au pair around while sipping on a margarita.

cantstopthesignal,

Old children’s stories were never really about teaching morality. I think there’s a German story where some guy goes around killing children who don’t eat their vegetables.

cantstopthesignal,

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

cantstopthesignal,

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

cantstopthesignal,

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

cantstopthesignal,

First AI celebrity

cantstopthesignal,

Le moo

cantstopthesignal,

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

cantstopthesignal,

For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

cantstopthesignal,

It’s no nut Ramadan. Can’t jerk off while the sun is up

cantstopthesignal,

That’s actually their governments position. To admit otherwise would acknowledge Taiwan’s independence and would anger China. They are still technically at war.

cantstopthesignal,

She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

*Twangy guitar jangles in the background

cantstopthesignal,

They do it for the thrill.

cantstopthesignal,

I think there’s a significant portion of the population that is unpollable and it’s really started to make things less certain.

cantstopthesignal,

The foundation was a disgrace.

cantstopthesignal,

The US has given 4 times that to Ukraine. That’s 2/3rds the budget of NASA.

cantstopthesignal,

I think we realized halfway through building that we couldn’t build bombs.

cantstopthesignal,

Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn’t cook evenly.

cantstopthesignal,

You eat pork rare?

cantstopthesignal,

I have weapons if you have coin

cantstopthesignal,

When I fuck my wife I always come first! And that’s exactly what I tell her.

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