cantstopthesignal

@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works

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cantstopthesignal,

My meme skills are shitty

cantstopthesignal,

There’s nothing more fulfilling than ordering the au pair around while sipping on a margarita.

cantstopthesignal,

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

cantstopthesignal,

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

cantstopthesignal,

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

cantstopthesignal,

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

cantstopthesignal,

It’s no nut Ramadan. Can’t jerk off while the sun is up

cantstopthesignal,

She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

*Twangy guitar jangles in the background

cantstopthesignal,

They do it for the thrill.

cantstopthesignal,

I have weapons if you have coin

cantstopthesignal,

We just need years of community created content. EzPz

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