cantstopthesignal

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cantstopthesignal,

My meme skills are shitty

cantstopthesignal,

Most of us are right there with you. What’s most important though is that most of us in like 4 swing states are also right there with you.

cantstopthesignal,

I use dog friendly salt.

cantstopthesignal,

Le moo

cantstopthesignal,

There’s nothing more fulfilling than ordering the au pair around while sipping on a margarita.

cantstopthesignal,

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

cantstopthesignal,

Old children’s stories were never really about teaching morality. I think there’s a German story where some guy goes around killing children who don’t eat their vegetables.

cantstopthesignal,

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

cantstopthesignal,

First AI celebrity

cantstopthesignal,

It’s no nut Ramadan. Can’t jerk off while the sun is up

cantstopthesignal,

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

cantstopthesignal,

For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

cantstopthesignal,

She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

*Twangy guitar jangles in the background

cantstopthesignal,

That’s actually their governments position. To admit otherwise would acknowledge Taiwan’s independence and would anger China. They are still technically at war.

cantstopthesignal,

They do it for the thrill.

cantstopthesignal,

The US has given 4 times that to Ukraine. That’s 2/3rds the budget of NASA.

cantstopthesignal,

I think we realized halfway through building that we couldn’t build bombs.

cantstopthesignal,

I think there’s a significant portion of the population that is unpollable and it’s really started to make things less certain.

cantstopthesignal,

The foundation was a disgrace.

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