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cashews_best_nut, to memes in Upholders of the social contract

Shit Trees. Dunno if it’s common in the rest of the world but a lot of Brit dog owners tie them to tree and buch branches. Then in winter you have Shit Trees & Turd Bushes.

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in You can do it!

This should go on one of those Demotivational posters. In fact what happened to them? I want some.

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in hypocrite.

Because I loooooooove the taste of kippers. 🤤

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in hypocrite.

Mmmmm smoked kippers. 🤤

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in hypocrite.

Guarantee the person who made this is a vegan.

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

There’s a film called Hollow Man that explores this. But the guy becomes invisible rather than being able to stop time.

cashews_best_nut, to memes in Congrats I guess

The “nofap movement” are a bunch of incels with cancerous prostates.

cashews_best_nut, to memes in Congrats I guess

It used to be called Movember and was meant to highlight mens sexual health. Testicular and prostate cancer.

Not ejaculating can increase the risk of prostate cancer and reduces the chance of you spotting testicular cancer lumps.

So people have switched from a healthy activity and awareness campaign to a stupid, unhealthy and pointless campaign.

Well done.

cashews_best_nut, to memes in Happy Holidays

These days if you say you’re English you’ll be thrown in jail!

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What was the last dumb phone you had before your first smartphone?

I used it for 9 years.

Exactly - phones used to last! I also dropped my w810i a few times but it never broke. Great little phone. In fact I’m gonna charge mine to have a play on it. I think it had an MP3 player too!

cashews_best_nut, (edited ) to asklemmy in What was the last dumb phone you had before your first smartphone?

I’d say it was a “smart phone” and not a “smartphone”. It, and other Symbian phones like it, existed before the iPhone came out and made touchscreen smart phones a thing. Basically a PDA + Phone.

Even Samsung had a colour touchscreen before iPhone but no one saw it as the first “smartphone”. The iPhone was the ‘first’ true smartphone though you could argue several others before it were smartphones. But I’d class them as “smart phones”.

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What was the last dumb phone you had before your first smartphone?

Adding that to my handheld gaming wishlist! 👍

cashews_best_nut, (edited ) to asklemmy in What was the last dumb phone you had before your first smartphone?

SonyEricsson w810i. It was a great phone and an upgrade from my earlier SonyEricsson T610. The w810i is in my bedroom drawer.

I got the first Android smart phone after those (G1/Dream) which I still have in my kitchen drawer.

Happy memories texting my mates in uni. God so much has changed in 20yrs. 😱

cashews_best_nut, to science_memes in Spider peets appreciation post

Look cute. It’s a shame they’re attached to a many-eyed Eldrich horror.

cashews_best_nut, to memes in Get Bread Get Dead

Is that Nigel Mansel?

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