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cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in Wholesome math teacher

Aka your FOIL name

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...

“Day of the tentacle! I have the remake of this game!”

“What’s a remake?”

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Were you listening to me?

Weird, I just see a man pulling his ass cheeks apart

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in B-but! They were monsters!

I could see this being a plot twist in a horror movie but ain’t nobody gonna fund it

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in How do y'all say GIF?

Hard G because it eliminates ambiguity that it might have a j in it. There actually is a jif format but it never got popular. Another reason is I can’t think of another word starting with gif than gift

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to memes in Pizza delivery

How so? I’ve never done pizza delivery, but is it due to customers who wish to pay in other ways?

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Merry Christmas

I was thinking it’s an opportunity for Rudolph to say “If you guys keep fuckin with me, maybe I’ll decide to crash this whole team”

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Piece of modern art

That one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Love Hurts

That’s physics for you. Which is why I always gotta grab dat ass tight.

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to memes in Hot wife actually

Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Always was

Batman’s true identity is Hank Schrader

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in stonk photos

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/00ba6981-3148-4b0d-a1c7-534af24dbe41.jpeg

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

My last job was production-oriented so I ran into this a lot. I was somehow out of town every single weekend. Now that I’ve moved to maintenance-oriented I’m suddenly home all the time

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

cryptosporidium140, 1 year ago to memes in Always wondered how they feel

What a great gif