Hot wife actually
FlyingSquid, 
My wife has almost no body hair. She barely has any eyebrows. Unless you look closely, it looks like she doesn’t have any. She tells me no one ever notices. It’s true, it took me a long time to notice when we first got together.
match, 
Girl on the left is a unicorn?
lanolinoil, 
Stage right
RizzRustbolt, We don’t talk about the people that notice her first.
Imgonnatrythis, Yeah, didn’t even notice the guy for a sec. Wife is cute and has full set of eyebrows
cryptosporidium140, (edited ) Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it
ChucklesMacLeroy, (edited ) Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.
When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.
Good times.
Edit: a word and a period
morrowind, 
Doesn’t really work, the first thing I notice is the text, which naturally tells me what to focus on.
Sotuanduso, Really needed a red circle.
humorlessrepost, Hot wife actually
They’re swingers?
VelvetStorm, Where did you get that from?
Pregnenolone, The term “hot wife” is used in the open sex and polyamory community to mean a female partner who is allowed to have sex with other people.
VelvetStorm, (edited ) Ohhhhh, that’s odd to me. I am in a poly relationship and have been for a few years and haven’t heard that.
Pregnenolone, To be a bit more specific, it’s related to consensual cuckoldry. Basically men “sharing” their wives
VelvetStorm, I’m not into watching so thst may be why I’ve never heard of it. My wife is free to date who she wants but she almost never does.
LemmyFeed, Damned if they aren’t right.
elliot_crane, Yeah… I don’t like when it happens, but I’m not too proud to admit they got me.
ininewcrow, 
damn it … now I have to check if my toothless cousins have eye brows
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