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dejected_warp_core, to risa in Car Talk with Martok - Not Comfortable in your Occupation?

@Stamets, you’ll be missed.

I don’t know what condition c/Risa was in before you got here but you clearly helped build the phenomenon it is today. I know that, by your own admission, you’re (re)posting largely out of a hand-built database of old Trek memes, lovingly archived from elsewhere. But I wouldn’t think that a small task - it’s a lot more effort than any of us shitposters ever summoned for a few laughs. So, we’re all standing on your shoulders to an extent. And all of it has been the highlight of my post-Reddit online reading this year, so thanks for everything.

See you out in the Fediverse.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Exploring some deep space questions

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that’s possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you’re probably right.

dejected_warp_core, (edited ) to risa in Relationship Goals

You forgot:

  • Got Klingon married
  • won survived a duel with a (very angry) Klingon
  • Trounced said Klingon with scathing financial evidence, disgracing him publicly
  • Saved his wife’s house (whole estate with social standing intact)
  • Secured wife’s place on the council
  • Got Klingon divorced

No idea if he got to keep those furs.

dejected_warp_core, (edited ) to risa in Sometimes, phasers aren't enough.
dejected_warp_core, to risa in Would have been genius

This video is a roller-coaster of emotion.

  • Ethan Peck
  • Unboxing complete collectable in-box and everything
  • Bewilderment ensues - this thing is weird
  • Ethan Peck tries it on
  • Doesn’t fit on Spock’s head
dejected_warp_core, to risa in uBlock Enterprise

All Ferengi coms really should be an ad-encrusted nightmare: trailer before session, banners and popups during, ad breaks, and then a trailer at the end. Oh and a prompt, either manual or automated, to dismiss all ads for a subscription fee or an expensive one-time fee.

But with that recent paywall joke in LD, maybe that’s on the way?

dejected_warp_core, to risa in I'd watch it.

Jellico: Hot damn, even their jokes are efficient. I like this crew.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Odo flavored.

Cheese flavor is the way to go here.

But given the color, I’m reminded of restaurant soda syrup bags. So is this one Dr. Pepper or Coke?

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Forever and always

The quarterback, when he became toast.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Considering what goes into the more hard-core outfits, they deserve respect for their dedication. And there are lots of outlets for that too, which is great (e.g. SCA).

However, if someone gets their tabbard in a bunch because some sci-fi cosplayers ruined their sense of immersion, at what is arguably a pay-to-enter medieval-themed shopping mall, they may deserve what they get.

A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

These people are the backbone of every Faire. Huzzah!

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Sorry I can't help myself.

Don’t know where that comes from, but I think it has to do with the institutionalized authoritative power that comes with the job. Both are positions that can be abused, and can negatively impact people’s lives.

On the other hand, my past landlords were nowhere near as helpful about noise complaints, as the police. So there’s that.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Look, I'm guilty too.

I’m all for it.

Janeway: beam Ensign Smartypants back on board. I want to have a little chat about attending staff meetings in uniform.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Bell Ringer is a noble profession

This guy gets a gig where he plays an instrument. That only has one note. That you don’t even have to play in time, or with any particular sense of rhythm. For man-period induced deathmatches and Vulcan speed-dating ceremonies.

OP’s deduction is quite logical.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Every freaking time. Shaxs in shambles.

Yup. If you want me off the ship that badly, you’re gonna have to come down here and push.

dejected_warp_core, (edited ) to risa in i think its important we all appreciate that chris farley was once chosen to be number one

Thank you! I never saw this one before.

This sketch has everything: Patrick Stewart, Peak 1990’s SNL cast, licensed music, garbage special effects, celebrity impressions, a surprise cameo, Chris Farley flubbing his lines, and Sulu.

(To be fair I’d probably flub my lines too if I had to share the stage with Patrick Stewart on less than a week to rehearse)

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