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dejected_warp_core, to risa in Group chat

It’s a part of a long-standing internet tradition. I first knew the format as the Conversatron (1999). Posting in-character like this might go back as far as early IRC or Usenet.

Real question is: is there anywhere on Mastadon for this kind of stuff?

dejected_warp_core, to risa in A surprisingly common incident even in the 24th century.

Sisko is about ready to commit a war crime in that last panel.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Execute while it's still hot

Not necessarily the level of the nacelles falling off the ship

I feel like “catastrophic” would be at least that, or maybe at the level of a warp core breach; basically losing chunks of the ship that are required for crew survival. Other categories should just work backwards from there.

dejected_warp_core, (edited ) to risa in Data: It is... it is groovy.

Someone needs to reach out to eli_handle_b and make that happen.

Best I can do for now:

Part 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_rY6gn7GNM

Part 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLcl8jkbLXM

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Kirk the diplomat.

Counterpoint: Starfleet brass were well aware of him cheating on an infamous test and thought “that’s our guy!”

dejected_warp_core, to risa in You can all pry my ketracel white from my cold, dead, spicy and delicious hands.

You probably need an extra-sensitive palette to be a good raisin farmer.

Also, ever notice how everyone else is dressed at the Boimler vinyard?

dejected_warp_core, to daystrominstitute in Episode Analysis | Star Trek: Lower Decks | 4x07 "A Few Badgeys More"

I know I’m reading too much into this, but Badgey’s ascension kind of says something very thought provoking.

I can’t let go of the fact that Badgey had his personality stripped down to little more than pure vengance. Yet when he achieves omniscience, this is immediately put aside by a feeling of being something greater, then ascends to points beyond. Is this a deliberate story point to suggest the possibility of asension being a process outside of morals, inner peace, and logic, or is that an accident? Or did Badgey somehow summon new facets to his psyche out of this experience? Or is the door left open for a malevolent presence to come crashing down on everyone later?

Then again, we already had one gag where ascending was a “wait, it’s that easy?!” moment, so maybe that’s all there is to it.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

Do I still have a case?

We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

Transporter buffer imprisonment

This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.

Console explosion

Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

sent to Rura Penthe

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Klingon Jazz

Acid Jazz or Punk Jazz?

dejected_warp_core, to risa in On the second day of Trek-mas,

Shaxs is a menace.

But that other warp core totally had it coming.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in Odo flavored.

Cheese flavor is the way to go here.

But given the color, I’m reminded of restaurant soda syrup bags. So is this one Dr. Pepper or Coke?

dejected_warp_core, to risa in That's what I thought

This is most evident in the TOS episode “The Galileo Seven”. It’s a horrible scenario: Spock is in command of a marooned crew on a hostile planet. He fails to take both a scared crew and an aggressive native species of spear throwing giants, into consideration. He makes one logical survival choice after another, failing to address everyone’s irrationality at every turn, which ultimately costs two lives. Nothing more than the crew’s faith in the chain of command (and perhaps faith in Scotty’s engineering skills) holds this disasterpiece together.

And Vulcans in Trek kind of just get worse from there. You’d think they’d eventually learn to take “irrational actors” into account with assessing situations, but they don’t. While that seems far-fetched, our economists here in 21st century Earth don’t either.

dejected_warp_core, to risa in The finest organic suspension ever devised FTW!

While I know this is done for humor’s sake, I really love this critique.

Similar to the Bechdel Test, this comesvery close to perfectly illustrating the Mako Mori Test:

The requirements of the Mako Mori test are that a film or television show has at least one female character and that this character has an independent plot arc and that the character or her arc does not simply exist to support a male character’s plot arc.[2]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mako_Mori_test

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