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doctorcrimson, to science_memes in "Wow, she must really like maths."

She really did miss him with that one.

doctorcrimson, to linuxmemes in Accurate?

Yeah, honestly, when Windows packaged Telemetry data collection it was a controversy but people quickly found out how to disable it.

doctorcrimson, to memes in Early bird

The USA Public School System notoriously doesn’t care about science or education in general. They’ve been isolated groups of independent small governments held to no national standard since their inception. They usually just prepare kids to blend in with their local community: manerisms, speech patterns, bare minimum math and reading skills.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to science_memes in abandonware empires

My bank started using Quickbooks file format if I want to download a transaction history in a specific date range, what a fucking nightmare. It’s not abandoned yet but nothing except the QuickBooks proprietary software seems to open them so far, only a matter of time. Honestly at this point I might prefer the nightmarish CSV filetype.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in And this is why I no longer have cable.

There is actually a lot of nuance to this.

  1. If TTG stops producing content then their rights to the IP can expire, same reason Sony had to make new Spiderman and X-Men films every other year last decade.
  2. Changes in leadership and management to Cartoon Network are frequent and often produce a more straight-cut and less innovative direction for the network, the sort of people that institutional stock holders and WarnerMedia management think are the safe options: data analysts, cost minimizers, tough negotiators.
  3. For the above reason and more, many artists stopped wanting to work with the corporation, and new artists are aware of the issues plaguing the company so they also don’t want to touch it. For example, Rebecca Sugar faced a struggle just to continue Steven Universe, one of their more successful titles, but eventually she was forced to wrap it up and leave. Twice.
doctorcrimson, (edited ) to risa in Nothing good

So basically, it’s a meme originating from Star Trek wherein a species communicates exclusively through idioms and descriptions of events, making it impossible to translate without an understanding of their overall culture and history. Shaka When the Walls Fell probably means failure, it can be translated as “wow” in best case or “this is devastating” in the worst case.

If my Ink Tank Printer suddenly posted SHAKA WHEN THE WALLS FELL then I would be taking a few steps back and grabbing some towels.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to memes in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’ve had people pissed off that I didn’t call my mother as Mom, they thought it was DiSResPeCtFUL. She has a name, it’s a respectable name, and when I called that name in a group or a crowd then she will know it’s me without panicking any nearby moms. Get over it, it’s none of your damn business!

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in THE DAY HATH COME

Piece of Shit Pie as the internet usually refers to him, was an office holder in the FCC appointed by then sitting US President Donald Trump in 2017. His most noticeable policy stances included a complete end to Net Neutrality regulations in the USA and to or from abroad, despite previously claiming that he didn’t think the board of unelected members had the authority to dictate it. Once he switched his stance to deregulation it would have had the effect of letting telecommunications companies and other intermediary ISPs decide what content or sources their users have access to: the internet as a whole to all US citizens could have been completely controlled by a small group of companies, their customers potentially seeing only what they want them to see and not having access or freedom to send or receive connections.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

I once had a friend who was robbed of all kinds of stuff including a PS3, and that the guy was signed into his Netflix changing account profiles the very same day. I told him he can just get a tracking number by calling Playstation and that the active police officer can use it to track them. Thing is, the officer ghosted him for like 8 months despite having everything they needed to immediately find the exact location of the perpetrator actively using the stolen property.

doctorcrimson, to memes in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

The future has way too much nationalism and misogyny.

doctorcrimson, to piracy in Disney is gouging customers with a near doubling of subscription costs.

Feels like an egregious misuse of the word “gouging” but I understand the sentiment.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Haha

Swish

Haha

Kobe!

Haha

Yeeet

EDIT: It feels like some people aren’t getting the joke, to clarify all of these words mean roughly the same thing but are a few years apart from each other.

doctorcrimson, to memes in Sure it is

Fun fact, out of 168 wars fought in over the last several thousand years in which they were included, France has won 109, lost 49, and drawn 10.

doctorcrimson, to memes in Vegan food: The west vs India

Ah man, if I see one more west coast white lady in a YT short explaining their 5min superfood meal prep when we all know there is 0% chance she swallows a single bite of food with that much exotic pepper and ginger…

I’m gonna fry rice and quinoa in Pineapple pulp out of SPITE.

doctorcrimson, to cyanideandhappiness in 1 December 2023

Like 30 years ago banks gave interest rates upwards of 3%, now you have to be a part of an exclusive club to get more than 0.5%

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