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drolex, 1 year ago to memes in "A language is a dialect no one would want to touch with a ten-foot pole" - Max Weinreich I think nowadays you could just swap Austria and Bavaria
I think nowadays you could just swap Austria and Bavaria
drolex, 1 year ago to lotrmemes in Frodo gets cancelled Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’
Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’
drolex, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Tools of the Trade The cats are ruining my life
The cats are ruining my life
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in There has to be another way! I’ll read that part tonight, after my 9pm-11pm break from not doing my tasks.
I’ll read that part tonight, after my 9pm-11pm break from not doing my tasks.
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Do you feel the trickle yet? Why do they call themselves unwealthy if they aspire to get wealthy? 🤔
Why do they call themselves unwealthy if they aspire to get wealthy? 🤔
drolex, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to science_memes in aLiEnS!!1 The great pyramid of Giza weighs around 6 million tons weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-the-pyramid-of-gi… An average human can apparently develop about 200N www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/push1.html Meaning that an average human would need a lever about 3×10^8 m long (considering a 1 metre load arm) to move the pyramid. Do you find this credible? ETA: some people think I’m serious. This is quite the flabbergast.
The great pyramid of Giza weighs around 6 million tons weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-the-pyramid-of-gi…
An average human can apparently develop about 200N www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/push1.html
Meaning that an average human would need a lever about 3×10^8 m long (considering a 1 metre load arm) to move the pyramid.
Do you find this credible?
ETA: some people think I’m serious. This is quite the flabbergast.
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.
Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Sublime Take that, Immanuel, you fucking logorrheic simpleton. You’re done. Your books can still be used to sort out a wobbly table I suppose.
Take that, Immanuel, you fucking logorrheic simpleton. You’re done. Your books can still be used to sort out a wobbly table I suppose.
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Calm down there, edgelord Imagine, if you like, that you are sitting in an armchair with your feet on a coffee table and someone lobs a kettlebell at your knees. Consider the sound. Picture the interesting angles of the limbs.
Imagine, if you like, that you are sitting in an armchair with your feet on a coffee table and someone lobs a kettlebell at your knees. Consider the sound. Picture the interesting angles of the limbs.
drolex, 1 year ago to historyporn in A divorced couple divides their Beanie Baby collection in court, 1999 As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners
As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners
drolex, 1 year ago to science_memes in aLiEnS!!1 How much more? One metre, tops?
How much more? One metre, tops?
drolex, 1 year ago to programmer_humor in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be. The cause is me, 6 months ago. (Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)
Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.
The cause is me, 6 months ago.
(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Blank template https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/18cca1cf-5062-4145-8ef7-e31edbd0c350.jpeg
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/18cca1cf-5062-4145-8ef7-e31edbd0c350.jpeg
drolex, 1 year ago to memes in Blank template God hates you. But he hates us French more, because we have to endure both the rest of the world, and those fucking French in addition
God hates you. But he hates us French more, because we have to endure both the rest of the world, and those fucking French in addition
drolex, 1 year ago to science_memes in easy as π Hmmm, I don’t think there is a 7 in π. π = 3.141602553590 Happy to be proven wrong!
Hmmm, I don’t think there is a 7 in π.
π = 3.141602553590
Happy to be proven wrong!