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dystop, to asklemmy in What's the point of buying new phones every years?
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I mean, most of the population isn’t buying a new phone every year, it’s just that there are enough people using phones in general that at any given time there are people buying new models. It’s the same reason why there are people buying cars every year.

I personally use my phones for about 3 years. Sometimes up to 4, but usually year 3-4 is when the battery degradation gets so horribly bad and performance stutters so much that I figure if I’m going to do a full reset and buy a new battery and all that, I might as well get a new phone.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase
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The official reason for such rules are usually "we need a mix of vendors" or something like that.

The unofficial, true reason is usually that the organizer wants to be the only one selling water so they can sell it for $5.

dystop, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Dude the submersible's gone, there isn't gonna be another trip down there. Get your $250,000 back and do something meaningful with your life.

dystop, to asklemmy in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?
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some people think that “the customer is always right” isn’t the slogan of a long-dead department store, but rather it’s an actual call the cops law

wat

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in How to close down Production 101
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"the person who has been working here for a long time must be wrong, it can't ever be the automated system!" - said no sane human being ever.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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I personally think the best "maliciouscompliance" act mods can do in the long term is to switch up all the subs.

So technology will be used for gardening, gardening will be used for android, android will be used for coffee, coffee used for pcgaming, etc. It'll make everything really confusing for new users and help slow their growth.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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like porn, sexy John Oliver pics are the gateway to Satan.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Definitely allowed. For now, anything that fits in the spirit of malicious compliance is fair game, it doesn't have to be text only too.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!
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Yeah that's true. It's been a long time since it happened, but I remember she was also puzzled at the cashier's behavior, so I'd love to think that she enjoyed it too!

dystop, (edited ) to maliciouscompliance in Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule
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hah, this one is funny!

Also, echoing @Imotali’s comment below (unfortunately you can’t sticky comments on lemmy): comments that express hate towards any group are a violation of instance guidelines. BE NICE.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!
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You manager forgot the most important rule: when your employee actually knows what they are doing, LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.

dystop, to asklemmy in Rule
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Rule 34

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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/r/showerthoughts is also doing something similar.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in You really need to think about what is more important...
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dude your storytelling style is ace!

hats off to Chad.

Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as “Dr. Wheatley”. He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley.

This made me chuckle.

dystop, to maliciouscompliance in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Will his mother-in-slaw be at the ceremony?

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