[REPOST] You can't badge back in if you haven't badged out?
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[REPOST] Automated my useless boss out of her job
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[REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process
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[REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.
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ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle
Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.
ULPT: If you want/need to go to the ER just pretend you’re homeless, leave any and all identification at home, and act like you don’t know any personally identifiable information about yourself. You c
Helps if you show up in worn out clothing and act like a child upon arrival....
ULPT: If there's an Airbnb near your apartment, pay for a friend to spend a single night there so you can obtain their WiFi password
Many of them don’t change their password often.
ULPT: Always start with 4 living grandparents when you begin any new job.
Many workplaces offer bereavement leave for the death of a close family member, often with no proof of such events occurring....
ULPT: If a LDS missionary knocks on your door, ask them to mow your lawn. They will be happy to help.
Any other chores works as well.
[REPOST] That one time my son was sent home because of dress code violation at school.
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[REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...
[REPOST] Years ago, I was the CTO of a software company that was perhaps the worst run company I've ever seen. It was run by a "chairman" who used to be a flight engineer, and who had no experience at all in the software industry. One day, in his expansive wisdom, Mr. Chairman decided that we were going to give his friend (a...
Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!
(full disclosure - I posted this on reddit about 6 years ago, just saw it while I was deleting my reddit posts and thought I would port it over)...
[REPOST] Malicious software code review
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[REPOST] "You need to grade my test ACCURATELY! It's for a SCHOLARSHIP!!" - Oh is it, now? Let the pettiness ensue.
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[REPOST] Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.
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[REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.
[REPOST] I used to be an assistant golf course superintendent. One day my boss had me spraying chemicals on the fairways....
[REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof
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[REPOST] "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OK
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[REPOST] Not allowed to use the phone at the desk?
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[REPOST] Don't interfere with our operation!
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[REPOST] Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!
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[REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.
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[REPOST] Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure!
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[REPOST] Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.
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[REPOST] Truck driving on Salary
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