[REPOST] Malicious software code review
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[REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.
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[REPOST] That one time my son was sent home because of dress code violation at school.
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ULPT: Keep business cards from people you don't like in your car
If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, write “sorry” on one of those cards and stick it on their windshield.
ULPT: Upon arriving at an airbnb/hotel, change your phone system date to the date of your checkout, and take a video walkthrough.
That way, if you damage anything, you have video proof that you left it in good condition.
ULPT: Using Teams and want to stop your status from going Idle? Start a meeting using “Meet now” on teams and change your status to Available.
Keeps your status green indefinitely. As a bonus, it also keeps your device from going into sleep mode (and timing out of VPN if your company uses that).
[META] 7k subscribers - Call for Mods
So in just one week, we’ve grown to >7k subscribers (~5.3k on lemmy.world and ~1.2k from the next 5 largest instances), which is way more than I expected....
ULPT: If you live in a building where you have to pay for the use of shared washer/dryer, look up your buildings washer/dryer model on eBay and order a key for it.
The key allows you to access the control panel that starts the cycle. Free laundry!
[REPOST] Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!
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[REPOST] You can't badge back in if you haven't badged out?
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ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs.
Don’t be too obvious about it though.
ULPT: If you're a cashier/server/etc, you can increase the amount of tips you get by including more loose coins with the customer's change.
For example, give them four quarters instead of one dollar....
[REPOST] Truck driving on Salary
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[REPOST] Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure!
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[REPOST] Automated my useless boss out of her job
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[REPOST] "You need to grade my test ACCURATELY! It's for a SCHOLARSHIP!!" - Oh is it, now? Let the pettiness ensue.
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[REPOST] Don't interfere with our operation!
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[REPOST] Not allowed to use the phone at the desk?
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ULPT: Give the same perfume to your wife and your girlfriend.
It could really save your ass one day.
ULPT: If a website requires you to enter your credit card info for a free trial, create an account on the Spanish or Belgium PayPal sites.
PayPal doesn’t require you to enter a credit card to create an account in these countries. You can then add the PayPal account as a payment method to the site.
ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle
Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.
ULPT: If you want/need to go to the ER just pretend you’re homeless, leave any and all identification at home, and act like you don’t know any personally identifiable information about yourself. You c
Helps if you show up in worn out clothing and act like a child upon arrival....
ULPT: If there's an Airbnb near your apartment, pay for a friend to spend a single night there so you can obtain their WiFi password
Many of them don’t change their password often.
ULPT: Always start with 4 living grandparents when you begin any new job.
Many workplaces offer bereavement leave for the death of a close family member, often with no proof of such events occurring....
ULPT: If a LDS missionary knocks on your door, ask them to mow your lawn. They will be happy to help.
Any other chores works as well.